January 20, 2014
This actor is A+. Aging. Married. Has a huge fondness for strippers. I'm actually shocked he got married because it isn't like he was faithful in any of his previous relationships or marriage(s). The stripper he was with this weekend was curvy and cheap looking which is the opposite of his former actress wife. Former might be too string of a word. The former A list actress barely works now. Our actor was seen in a parking garage walking to a car with his arm around the stripper and a hand on her breast. The pair would stop every couple of feet to suck face.
Harrison Ford
This actor is A+. Aging. Married. Has a huge fondness for strippers. I'm actually shocked he got married because it isn't like he was faithful in any of his previous relationships or marriage(s). The stripper he was with this weekend was curvy and cheap looking which is the opposite of his former actress wife. Former might be too string of a word. The former A list actress barely works now. Our actor was seen in a parking garage walking to a car with his arm around the stripper and a hand on her breast. The pair would stop every couple of feet to suck face.
Harrison Ford
Snookiemonster FTW!
ReplyDeletemid life crises part deux?
ReplyDeletemadonna-whore complex?
Delete@Virginia Staley I agree!!
DeleteWay to go @snookiemonster!!!
ReplyDeleteAlly McBeal looks like it's time for you to try an Ally McMeal!!! :)
@Joy: maybe he's just really into strippers and should've married one of those instead. Own what you're into, Indy!
ReplyDeletedont think he likes the idea of some filthy whore stripper stinking up his pure vanilla scented home. they are for partying CALISTA is an angel worthy of marriage!
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im leaning towards maddona-whore complex.
He is not aging, he's very old.
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DeleteHA!...so true
Nononononooooooo. Nope. NO.
ReplyDeletePlease, not Han. Not Indy. Can't the universe leave us one good thing? Can't his ridiculous earring be the only poor mid-life decision he makes? Did the fact that Calista hasn't smiled since the mid-90s cause this distressing behavior, or did she just stop smiling because she realized he was an idiot?
Fine. I'll just stare at old pictures of James Garner from now on, because he's gone and can't develop a sudden case of stupid.
I am kind of surprised. He always seemed too much of a belligerent curmudgeon to bother with anything sexy. I saw him waving his walking stick at sexy ladies and yelling "you pesky bims! Stay offa my lap!".
ReplyDeleteGo figure!
@WriteOn and @Bee Haven Both of your responses were amahzing Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI love it LadyH!
DeleteI have never been able to accept Harrison Ford and Calista as a couple, married or otherwise. He was so hot and vivacious and she seems so cold, too skinny and boring. Maybe it's just the images I have of them but they never seemed like any kind of match.
ReplyDeleteVivacious? Harrison Ford has a reputation as kind of a grouch.
ReplyDeleteI never understood this guy, though I thought he was a honey to look at. He was into moving to the wilderness and escaping all the big city evils but was always a cheat. Maybe he just wanted to keep his wives from the L.A. temptations.
ReplyDeleteHe's supp a drunk too. Idk, mb he and calista have reached point of acceptance in their relationship. Sad tho.
ReplyDeletefinding henryetta
ReplyDelete+1 (lmao)
DeleteNot sure I believe this, there would pictures all over the place
ReplyDeleteHe was so hot back in his prime. I never got the Calista match either. But I'll bet if she caught him there would be tramp hair all over the place. Shes a Scrappy little twig.
ReplyDeleteAnd further proof I suck at blinds. I couldn't even read the wife description correctly.
DeleteYeah, grumpy Indiana Jones succumbed to the Vanilla Perfume Posse.
ReplyDelete@7, haha!!
DeleteEwwww
ReplyDeleteI've always thought he & Calista were the strangest pairing. And i don't think they've been photographed together in years. I'll bet they're separated but just not announcing it. I don't know why Calista would put up with his behavior, other than for financial security.
ReplyDeleteHan was so hot. After the midlife crisis earring, Harry lost a little of his hotness. #80sHarrison4eva
ReplyDeleteWriteOnTime, ITA, one by one everyone's complete schmuckiness is coming out. I have decided just to remember their adorable on-screen characters, some of which I can't even watch any more because financially rewarding them would be repugnant. I think Ford is getting a bit demented, the combination of that and alcohol probably makes for pretty poor judgment. But he does have a kid with Calista and it's kind of sad if the kid ends up hearing about it in the media.
ReplyDeletei've never liked him. he has one facial expression in every role he plays, and that's it. sort of permanent confusion. he's 72 so no, not a mid-life crisis.
ReplyDeletejust a life long asshole.
Han Solo can do whatever he wants. The anorexic knows the deal.
ReplyDeleteHere's a quote from a profile of Eve Babitz (Hollywood party girl in the 60's and 70's) from the March 2014 Vanity fair. Eve "knew" lots of stars before they were famous. She met Harrison Ford when he was working as a carpenter.
ReplyDelete"The thing about Harrison was Harrison could fuck. Nine people a day. It's a talent. loving nine different people in one day. Warren [Beatty] could only do six."
Ooooh la la @Cheez Whiz
DeleteThanks for sharing!!!
@ East, the DM has frequent pictures of Calista and Harrison together, so if they've split it would be rather recent. The most recent I saw was last month. The DM seems to have an informant or a permanent hidden camera at the Santa Monica Airport, as many of their photos of Harrison are of him boarding or departing his private plane that is kept there.
ReplyDelete@ Trash, as recently as just prior to the Star Wars accident, Harrison was still flying his plane, so I don't think he has dementia, unless it is a new development.
Um, maybe the men I know are different, but I thought it was kind of an unwritten thing- you don't kiss strippers and prostitutes. You just bang 'em. Unless you also happen to be in a relationship with said professional girl.
ReplyDelete@seahag: Pretty Woman is a movie with no basis in reality. One of the main aspects of GFE is DFK (deep full kissing).
ReplyDeleteHe probably gets tired bumping up against that skeleton Flockhart. Nice to get a woman with a little flesh on her once in a while.
ReplyDeleteFord used to come into the restaurant at which I worked a lot, often in the company of Steve Martin, and more sour, unfriendly men you'll never meet. They seemed to crack each other up a lot, though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this bummed me out, too - while I've never liked Martin (family friends knew quite a lot about some horrible things he did to someone they were fond of), I did have the usual huge crush on Han/Indy. Dissipated immediately. In RL, Ford is a dick.
He's a prick, just like everyone else who defends Roman Polanski.
ReplyDeleteWell you cant screw skin and bones forever! It bruises!
ReplyDelete@Count- I'm one of those bitches who doesn't watch movies like Pretty Woman. I'm more of a Die Hard or Terminator girl. I spent 20 years in the Navy and heard some pretty frank talk when I was hanging out with the guys when we were on liberty. Plus I've heard my adult sons joking about it with their friends. Like I said, maybe the men I know are different. Or fibbing.
ReplyDeleteI'm no, er, stripper or prostitute expert, but I feel that you are both correct, Sea Hag and Count. For GFE, everything "normal" in a "relationship" that would go along with it, including kissing and affection, would be on the menu. For just a standard "job," though, a lot of those in the sex industry do not kiss. (Okay, again, I'm not an expert, but I DO know people who have been in the sex industry. Got this info straight from them. YMMV, of course.)
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