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Blind Items Revealed

December 19, 2013

This former C list reality star/C list celebrity with A list name recognition does drugs with family members and has been buying urine to pass court ordered drug tests.

Brooke Mueller


27 comments:

  1. @Jacq saved the day and nailed it!!! Way to go!!!

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  2. "No way!" Said no one. Ever. Anywhere.

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  3. A list name recognition? It took me a minute to even register who the hell she is. Uhhh Sheen, druggy, ex... For a minute I was confusing her with Leighton Meeter. They all sound the same.

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  4. I actually know someone who did this. Sadly he waited too long and the pee wasn't the right temp. Busted and fired. Just cuz he smoked some weed.

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  5. OMG
    i FINALLY did it! just testing the clicky linky thingy, as u were...

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  6. ^^ excited for you. I've never managed that. I love the attitude of that penguin.

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  7. Oh my God!!! @Virginia has generated the clicky power and this changes evvverrrrrythaaaaaang!!!! Yay!!!!

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  8. @skippy
    why thank you i owe it to 7of11. that penguin is a pisser. hehehehe

    @LadyH
    thank you for the sexy applauding Bowie. rawrr
    ;^)

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  9. I thought it was Brooke Burke at first!!

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  10. KidPinGil, same. And was to bored to look her up. 20 rehabs is it now?

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  11. So...family members as in her parents, perhaps?

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  12. @Virginia Staley
    I think you'll find that this is the appropriate way to celebrate.

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  13. selena// i think this means her brother she let take "custody" of her sons so she wouldn't lose her $50k/month from carlos danger....when denise turned them back in to cps to try to get them tested for fetal alcohol syndrom, which brooke and charlie shot down b/c they wanted to cover up her meth use ALL DURING HER PREGNANCY FWIW..

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  14. @sugarbread maker
    "[C]arlos danger" *snort*

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  15. I had to take a drug test once for a government contract. When I went in to the bathroom to pee, all the taps were taped shut and there was a little thermometer on the outside of the plastic cup!

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  16. oh snap pb!! the gov got your number boo!!

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  17. @sugarbread, ALMOST!!!

    This is so weird, but basically I'm kinda straightlaced and never tried MJ until my 20's ... didn't get high the first couple of times, then one time I inhaled a LOT (boyfriend and his buddy/supplier kept telling me I was doing it wrong). So, we are sitting on the front steps, it's time to go to a comedy show (we have tickets) ... I stand up and my legs buckle.

    We get into the comedy club, it's sold out, we're making our way to our table and I start to crack up at what the comic on stage is saying, and basically I laugh so hard for 2+ hours that my ribs hurt for days afterward.

    One of the best memories of my life.

    But I still never had much of a thing for pot ...then I'm living in Cambridge MA for a year, meet this kid who invites me over, shows me how to smoke out of a bong. Again, I'm getting full lungfuls but he keeps trying to show me how to do it "right" - so I have a bad reaction ... first I want to throw up, but don't, then I have this kind of psychedelic reaction where I feel like I'm watching a slide show in VERY fast motion. For hours. Awful.

    So, that pretty much killed it for me, I think I have consumed marijuana ONCE since then.

    But right after that ... I got this high-paying contract in Washington DC working for a government agency ... I start like two weeks after the bong incident. The gov't contractor who hired me tells me I have to take a urine test within my first week on the job. So they schedule me for Friday.

    I think nothing of it because I've always been so squeaky clean. Then I remember - THE BONG. OMG.

    So I do my research and find you can test positive for 3 weeks after consuming MJ. The Friday of my test is day 18. So I "forget." They tell me I *have* to go in on Monday, so I do. I didn't try to cheat, I thought I'd be OK. And I was.

    But still ... I made $90,000 in 6 months on that contract, and I could have lost it if I had failed that drug test.

    I actually HATE MJ now, because of that experience. Even the smell makes me nauseated. I tried hash pound cake in Amsterdam once, no effect and it wasn't even tasty - like eating sawdust. But that is it. Never again.

    Now,

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  18. Buying urine? Good lord!! Surely, she must have moments of clarity and cannot be stupid enough to think she deserves custody of her children.

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  19. pg.. i tried pot a few times as a teenager.. one time when forrest gump 1st hit theaters .. i went to a friends apt w/ co-workers and got high. then we went to theater next do to see fg.. i remembered NOTHING about fg except i laughed mao for 3 hours and my abs hurt!!!
    i never was a pot head but i smoked it a few times w/ neighbors b4 moving to vegas. i got hired at a casino and am being interviewed by cm who says we do a drug test as you know (they all do except state line ones) and if you've done anything in the last 3 mos you won't get hired"..it had been like 88 or 89, i was trying to calculate later when i got home.. anyway.. i asked him "is it roughly 3 months or exactly 90 days?? just asking??" he looked at me w/ a look that could freeeze haite and said exactly 90.. i said ok see you on tuesday..they auditioned on thursday, test on fri, or monday and start tuesday but if it comes back dirty you're fired b/c you don't get tips for training days anyway.. that's my story..
    and yes, when i 1st started out i was doing it wrong too.. couldn't feel it.. wasn't holding it, smoking it like a cigarette, which i've also never smoked.. to square to be cool i guess...nut i have all my teef and no wrinkles!!!

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  20. oh and they do hair tests in vegas, so someone verifies your id and takes you back and snips a CHUNK of hair from the back of your head.. i swear i stayed there too long b/c i didn't want another chunk of hair coming out of my pretty full head of hair!!
    if your bald they do armpit hair,,ugh gross.

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  21. Side effects of trying to keep up with Charlie. I'm surprised that Denise made it though relatively unscathed.

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  22. Well that last name's fitting for this reveal.

    "Mule" - her

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