Chris Pratt and his son take a stroll yesterday.
Also out strolling was Eva Longoria.
Eddie Murphy and his girlfriend have the stroll down to a science.
Ellen Pompeo shakes her hair like a Willow Smith song.
Emma Stone at the premiere of her new movie with
Colin Firth, who was accompanied by his wife.
It was Fergie's turn with Axl yesterday.
January Jones trying to eat a donut out of sight of the cameras.
Bella Thorne would like you to think she is going to eat this chili dog.
I wonder if that's January's first, or 5th donut from a box?
ReplyDeleteNice face tattoo :(
ReplyDeleteFergie and Josh nevah togethah :(
I guess that's not Pratt's wifey strolling with them?
Off to Friday Happy Hour!!
I love baby Pratt's wind mohawk!
ReplyDeleteEddie Murphy and Britney Spears should buy out Starbucks.
Emma looks gorgeous. Perfect hair, perfect dress, perfect shoes.
And COLIN FIRTH! <3
Breaking news! January Jones, serial homewrecker, has set her sights on a Krispy Kreme family! Will the seduceful mistress succeed in stealing yet another hot doughnut from his loving family? Inquiring minds want to know!
Chris, Ellen and Emma <3
ReplyDeleteAgree Jack ducky: that's some trifecta.
DeleteMmmm, donuts.
ReplyDeleteEmma Stone is gorgeous, so Old Hollywood.
I can't believe someone zoomed in on her eating a donut.
ReplyDeleteChris and Anna's kid is adorable!!
ReplyDeleteChris looks like a low rent tom Brady.
DeleteDoes Fergie look pregnant to anyone else?
ReplyDeleteShe does look pregnant...
DeleteJJ needs something to soak up all that vodka, you of all people should know that enty
ReplyDeleteEddie Murphy should open a coffee franchise. May save some money. Bella Thorn is very young but she dresses very provocatively. I wonder if she will follow in the footsteps of her older sister when she is legal. I like that January Jones is eating a donut. Very un Hollywood of her.
ReplyDeleteThese people should just buy a Keurig brewer.
ReplyDeleteeddie and his lady sure like "cawfee"
ReplyDeleteBella Thorne should play Vera in a TV movie of "My Sweet Audrina". She's got the glittering, soulless spider eyes. Those hats look stupid and I just want to smack them off their heads. They appear to be a great way to identify douchebags. Asslee Simpson wears one a lot, so did Hohan and Rumer Willis.
ReplyDeleteFergie looks like a scary grandma trying to be young. She really does look terrible and she looks like she's got the PID walk. The baby is adorable, genetics are a funny thing.
I hate to sound shallow, but Chris Pratt got ridiculously hot after his body transformation. I've never noticed, what a gorgeous face he has.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the poor woman can't even eat a donut in private. So glad I'm not hot young and famous! Dodged that bullet.!
ReplyDeleteyes astra worthington, sometimes ugly skips a generation.
ReplyDeleteSadly Bella Thorne is looking lieke Asslee there.
It seems like Emma S is walking the red carpet constantly
Eva looks like Jennifer Hudgens.
Colin's wife doesn't smile much.
I just don't understand the point of the Eva longoria photos. What does she even do now? Zzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteeva does mario hopez
ReplyDeleteNer ner ner ner ner, Count, this one's all for me!
ReplyDeleteShag: Chris Pratt on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, please. Emma stone on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I have to keep them separate, otherwise they'll no doubt prefer each other over me.
Marry: Colin Firth can be my weekend husband. My mother already loves him.
Kill: The Count would never forgive me if I cut down Bella Thorne in her prime. So, Fergie it is.
Happy FFF CDAN
DeleteWhut up @yoj? Here be my list today as promised:
Shag: Colin Firth - this was a close one, but Pratt will last longer for the long haul so Colin gets the hit it and quit it honors.
Marry: Chris Pratt/ although he'd be difficult to rage fuck because he's just so gosh darn precious!
Kill: Fergie so I can steal her hubby cuz he flyyyyy as fuuuuuuck Mmmmm mmmmm. Plus my friends worked that gig where Fergie was drunk and pissed herself on stage so there is thaaaaaat...
Ooohhh....and this is the second time I've drunk CDaNed. Actually, first if if you don't count that time at 4am in Vegas when the SATC slot machine did me wrong!!!! Shout out to mah boo @sugartittayz
What kind of lame or bored ass photographer do you have to be to stalk JJ at the Donut Hut? Jesus! Why is that pap worthy? Now if she was picking her nose.....
ReplyDeletehey lady boo!!
ReplyDeleteI love funny drunks (blame my Celtic ancestors) and @Lady Heisenberg is a fuuuuuuuny as fuuuuuck drunk. I must say, I'm impressed with her linking skills. I struggle with that when sober. Oh, and Lady H., we never count what happens in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteI TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM GEORDIE SHORE!! Lies! It's all lies!
I feel like the Firths' body language is trying to tell us something...his smile seems like he's trying too hard (although he is top 'o the charts in my book) and she looks like she would prefer to be ANYWHERE else.
ReplyDeleteBet Eddie has fun fucking her.
ReplyDeleteJust looked up Colin F's age and he is just 54. He looks around 67 in that photo and like he hasn't eaten any carbs in too, too long. He wife stays sour faced, but man I would love to have her shoe collection!
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