Cindy Crawford out shopping in Beverly Hills.
Eva Longoria heading into Jimmy Kimmel.
Ashley Greene is back at the airport.
Jessica Alba with her angry face in NYC.
Jimmy Fallon and his briefcase head to work.
Jenny McCarthy is back in Chicago and would love a new job.
James packer takes time off from having sex with Miranda Kerr to see what Brett Ratner can do for him.
Jon Voight might not have gone to his daughter's wedding but he will gladly talk about it. That is probably why he wasn't invited in the first place.
Voight seems so much like his character in Ray Donovan that I wonder if it is even fair to nominate him for awards for just being himself.
ReplyDeletewell you can tell who the straight guys are by their clothing eg. Brett Ratner and Packer
ReplyDeleteBrett Ratner somebody would have to be really desperate and swallow real hard to let his disgusting body get near an ass.
ReplyDeleteUh... please don't use both swallow and Brett Ratner in the same sentence.
DeleteI'm trying to figure out Jenny's hair. Canned frosting? Land O'Lakes whipped butter? Melted playdough?
ReplyDeleteEva looks like her PA is her Siri. PA, text PUA, the sun is out.
Cindy's got no ring on..Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteRatner and Packer look like two kids who can't find the "short bus". Maybe they should star in Dumb and Dumber.
ReplyDeleteholy moobs pack man
ReplyDeleteI was going to say the same thing!! Get a bro!
DeleteSeriously?! Miranda is banging that?!! Eeeek
ReplyDeleteDid Jenny not wash her hair since she got the wedding doo?
ReplyDeleteMiranda Kerr wins the award for ultimate gold digger. She's got a strong stomach. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteI see a ring on Cindy. Agreed M. Kerr has sunk really low for the almighty dollar. Just another high class hoe
ReplyDeleteJon Voight was so hot back in the day. He still looks good but *sigh* time marches on.
ReplyDeleteMiranda Kerr has issues, man. Yuk.
LOL Packer may not be much to look up but Miranda is the ultimate gold digger
ReplyDeleteShe is earning every penny
And there's our answer about the producer who only wants hot girls around - Fallon!!
oh look...james packer is getting his boobies.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you leave Orlando Bloom for THAT? If anyone doubted her Ho status before, they shouldn't now.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Eva look like she is wearing a sweater upside down?
ReplyDeleteShe is totally reminding me of the guy with the 'worlds largest testical'. may he RIP.
Well, I was happily going along, not planning to comment today because I'm feeling nice and lazy (and WHY THE HELL DOES IT FEEL LIKE MONDAY?!?!) and then Enty had to go and make me want to lose my lunch with that Rat/Pack pic. That's enough to make me regret the leftover Mexican food I enjoyed an hour ago. Jesus. I can almost applaud Ms. Miranda for dealing with that. ALMOST. Ratner is such nauseating.
ReplyDeleteOkay, back to my hidey hole for me!!
@sandy
ReplyDeleteDidn't Serena Williams used to date Ratner?...
Voight looks good. How long do you hold a grudge against your parents? Angelina never really explained why they don't get along. You would think after having your own children you could get over whatever issues you have with a parent. Unless of course some abuse went on...
^^^ apparently because daddy said in an interview that saint dame Angie should get help for her mental issues.
ReplyDeleteNo amount of money can buy attractiveness huh boys??
They should be able to at least dress a bit nicer!
Suppose it doesn't buy good taste either.
Jenny McCarthy's hair looks like Barbie hair - that weird plastic-y texture, which matches her Tox-Filler-Faux-Face.
ReplyDeleteAshley Greene forgot to tan her feet.
ReplyDeleteI guess Enty's implied he's a dog, but dang, Fallon is so cute!
ReplyDelete@Meghan
ReplyDeleteLOL
You don't come to play, you come to win!
@derek harvey
ReplyDeleteIt's slim pickings out there, Derek.
Shag: Jon Voight's stetson.
ReplyDeleteMarry: Jimmy Fallon's briefcase.
Kill: Is Brett Ratner a weeble? Or will he go down like a ton of bricks, taking everything in his path?
@ay yes she did. No accounting for taste.
ReplyDeleteWe know Mickey can't keep a secret!
ReplyDeleteWell James Packer is worth 6.5 billion and he is opening a mega casino movie shopping complex next year in Macau which gaming revenue alone should be around 1.2 billion per Month. .Month. Just gaming not cinema or shopping. She's trying to land a Kash Money PacKerr baby so she doesn't have to fck him anymore. . Just cash those checks. . Not sure if he was smart enough to get fixed though. .
ReplyDeletePacker and Rattner are two very ugly dudes. I guess that is what drove them to success in some ways. God knows they would not be getting any female attention without the money they have
ReplyDeleteMichael - Jamie Packer was born into what he has. His father also, but Kerry had better business acumen than his son. If you can believe it, he was uglier than his son. And an evil BLEEP.
DeleteDid anyone else notice that Ashley Greene's flesh toned shoes match both her legs and the floor, thus making it look like she has tiny, pointy feet?
ReplyDeleteCindy still looks incredible. Miranda doesn't seem to care who dumps a load of DNA on or in her. I guess once you let Bieber have his way with you, self respect has gone for good.
ReplyDeleteAlba and Longoria are two of my least favorite women. Ashley can look really great and at other times look very average.
@ Mkforshort That was the first thing I noticed about the picture.
ReplyDeleteI bet John Voight has a whole closet full of his own crazy locked away somewhere. If Angie doesn't want anything to do with her dad that's her business considering she knows him a lot better than we do. My dad was an abusive psycho at home but Mr. Elder in the church to the public. Don't presume you know shit about someone's parental relationships.
ReplyDeleteJimmy looks tired.
ReplyDeleteLooking at James Packer makes me very happy to be plain. Any woman who dates him must have a far better imagination (and stronger stomach) than I. Ewwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I shouldn't just give up and shell out the coin for Cindy's skincare line. When they show a picture of her in like 1992 and then a picture today, and it's identical...WHOA. Sign me UP.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to ever believe anything bad about Jimmy Fallon. I am convinced that he's on the Good People list.
Jon and Angelina DID make up and he would come see the kids, etc., but then he pissed her off again. I THINK it was something he said about how she and Brad should be married if they were going to have all those kids? Sound familiar, or did I dream that? Anyone else remember what the deal was this last time?
jon voight is an ass x100.. anjie let him in her life so the grandkids could get to know him but she's smart enough not to trust him.. he has limited access to the kids but he treats most everyone like shit.. she keeps him at arms ength
ReplyDeleteminpin..i have same problem/dilemma.. stay strong
I think her fear was that if she told her dad about the wedding/invited him, he'd have leaked it.
DeleteCome to think of it, maybe she just didn't want to see another appearance of his fecking white silk scarf.
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