Anna Wintour's feet have taken on the shape of that shoe since she's worn the same style for so damned long. Her big toes point northeasterly and northwesterly!
Oh, Martha! Oh, Ivanka! Oh, Star! Your outfits are all so unbecoming- I'm no fashionista, so if it's bad enough that I call you out, it's really, really bad.
Lucy Liu and Renee Z are bona fide A-list movie stars. For why is Hilarious deemed worthy to pose on a red carpet with them? She is so NOT in their league. She should not be breathing the same air as them.
Hilaria Baldwin
Lucy Liu
Martha Stewart
Ivanka Trump
Carolina Herrera
Anna Wintour
Ralph Lauren
Star Jones
Renee looks awkward.
ReplyDeleteWhy are Martha Stewart and Star Jones wearing burlap bags?
I actually like Anna Wintour's dress.
Meh to all of these. Too many pics of Anna Wintour this week.
ReplyDeleteAnna has some serious toe damage from the heels...looks nasty. You have enough money to get that fixed lady.
ReplyDeleteStar's getting fat again, surgery didn't fix her issues with food or her body.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Hilarious there by herself? Trying to follow Katie Lee Joel's footsteps?
I hate Katie Lee so much. Get off Food Network bitch. I CAN'T watch Food Porn when she's on. She's fucking with my Food PORN!!!!
DeleteI am not impressed. Bring us some better shit Enty we are in mourning FFS
ReplyDeleteAnna Wintour's feet have taken on the shape of that shoe since she's worn the same style for so damned long. Her big toes point northeasterly and northwesterly!
ReplyDeleteOh my.
ReplyDeleteMartha martha martha. You are too sexy to wear that nonsense. The mirror is your friend.
Wow, Renee is unrecognizable (and get that damned hair outta your face!!) and I covet Lucy's dress.
ReplyDeleteI agree. @LH..
ReplyDeleteI rarely like anna wintours ensembles.., how ironic
Renee is a walking blind item at this point I fear...
I wish Renee would return to movies. Her face isnt THAT jacked up, and just a few years ago she was headlining them.
ReplyDeleteAnd how could I forget...hilarious...don't listen to alec...stick with the yoga clothes.
ReplyDeletePlease.
Holy crap. I never thought Martha Stewart would wear anything above the knee.
ReplyDeleteRenee looks like a real housewife now.
ReplyDeleteOh, Martha! Oh, Ivanka! Oh, Star! Your outfits are all so unbecoming- I'm no fashionista, so if it's bad enough that I call you out, it's really, really bad.
ReplyDeleteP: Hilaria
ReplyDeleteM: Zellwegger - I'd probably keep my eyes closed
B: Liu
That's great Count. Because after the amount of surgery Renae has had done her eyes. Those babies are never going to close.
Deletecannot deny RLaurens talent
ReplyDeletenever been a fan of CHerrera but she looks nice there
ivanka/lucy looks beautiful
love martha. stop it renee
Stop putting two bit social climbers near the top. Nobody gives a flying f about hilaria. I lowercased that shit on purpose.
ReplyDeleteLucy Liu and Renee Z are bona fide A-list movie stars. For why is Hilarious deemed worthy to pose on a red carpet with them? She is so NOT in their league. She should not be breathing the same air as them.
ReplyDeleteMartha gives exactly zero fucks. She's old, rich, and went to prison.
ReplyDeleteRenee got her eyes "done" and now she goes out with her hair hanging over one. The eye that is showing looks surprised.
ReplyDeleteStar is starting to resemble her old self. What is she even doing now?
Actually, I really like both Lucy and Anna's dresses; they both look like something I'd wear if I had the money and the figure to pull it off.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought "that's what Hilaria looks like"? I'd only recognize her if she was twisted up like a pretzel.
ReplyDeleteWhere did Star Jones neck go?
ReplyDeleteMr Lifshitz should lose the brown shoes.
I like to pretend the Trumps don't exist. It's easy to do when Ivanka wears something like that. Horrible.
I want to like Lucy Liu's dress but I don't.
Hilarious gets invited to things on her own now? Oy.
I had no idea that was Renee Zellweger.
If all of those ladies are wearing Carolina Herrera, she should have had veto power over the guest list.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Ralph Lauren looks like he's about 4'11" tops. He has the proportions of an extremely short person.
I am obsessed with this subject lately.
@Aoife, I wonder how much of a fashion empire he would have had if he hadn't changed his name from Ralph Lifshitz to Ralph Lauren - hee!
ReplyDeleteShag: Martha Stewart. Mostly, I would just like to know where she buys her sheets and towels.
ReplyDeleteMarry: Lucy Lui.
Kill: Enty, for ignoring all the good-looking men at that event and just giving me Ralph Lauren to work with.
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ReplyDelete@ Prunella We both know the answer to that...
ReplyDeleteI "bumped" into Carolina Herrera at a beauty salon. She was fierce and demanding. I sensed Ai did not meet her standings at all.
ReplyDelete@Aoife, indeed. I get the giggles every time I think about his name.
ReplyDeleteQ: Darling, what a divine perfume, what is it?
A: Lifshitz
Q: I love your jacket, what brand is it?
A: Polo by Ralph Lifshitz
Just doesn't have that same ring to it, does it?
@Prunella
ReplyDeleteIndeed! LOLing