“We started making out up against a wall. His hands were all over me. I thought that’s all we were going to do, but he started going down, and it just happened. It wasn’t romantic, just really steamy and fast, like he knew he was doing something wrong.”
To show what a wonderful guy Robin is he introduced Lana to his wife Paula within five minutes after they finished having sex. Lana insists she had no idea Robin Thicke was married. Umm, I don't believe her. Oh, I believe her about the sex part, but she must have known who the guy was she was having sex with ten minutes after they met, and if you know who Robin Thicke is well enough to want to have sex with him that fast, you know who Paula Patton is, and that they were married.
I believe her about the sex part too Enty! A newspaper throws, let's say, $50,000 in front of me to tell my story and I'll tell it even if I have to make one up to cash that check. And they get the story they wanted to get all along. That's the Star and Rupert Murdoch.
ReplyDeleteActually, I have also had sex with Robin Thicke! Where's my check?
ReplyDeleteNah, fuck upward!! Prince Harry - now that's a 100,000 payday (I wish)...
DeleteIt's in the mail Nutty :)
ReplyDeleteeeewwwwww....why are people so slutty...him, her, the magazine. She looks like she needs a hose and scrub and he looks like you'd need a penicilian jab.
ReplyDeleteThe poster people for our slut-tastic society
Slut-Tastic Society
DeleteChair: Vivid Ent
Honorary Board Members: HRH's Hos Lohan + Hilton
Socialites Members: Porn stars, Strippers, Fame Whores, Actors + Actresses in Fame or Financial Need, Baby Mamas (Allumni + In Waiting)
enty, not everyone out there cares about gossip and celebs. some people aren't aware of what every singer or actor does with their genitals. :)
ReplyDeleteThey had sex knowing each other within 5 min? In a club? I'm sure they didn't have time to pull out a condom. She's a whore...and he's a disgusting man whore-pig. They're probably both diseased.
ReplyDeletePaula...you have so much more class than these low-lives. I'm so glad you left this loser.
I just noticed bitch looks like a racoon. I wonder if she has rabies?
ReplyDeleteRabies would be the least of my worries with her! I being wearing an Ebola hazmat suit when approaching either of them
DeleteLmao!!!!!! "an Ebola hazmat suit"!!!!
DeleteLana's exclusive new fashion line only at HoVille
LMAO!!!
DeleteI understood this as they had oral sex(then he just went down..) either I'm too literal or naive....but if this is the case, ust Bill Clinton(oral sex) and not sex....right?? Robin you've been vindicated!!!(jokes)
ReplyDeleteEither way 5 min man is a looooossser
This is nauseating. Enty, you are on a disgusting roll w/ these gross first blinds of the day. Yesterday was STD-ridden douche bag and today, it's a whole 'nother world of STD's and repulsive men and women.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Enty gets off of this nasty shit? I don't know....but stop it...for the love God, stop it! It's too early for this vomitous drivel.
5 minutes is long enough, plus you don't usually look at your watch while boning to keep a timetable or something.
ReplyDeleteI didn't have sex with him, for several reasons as we have never met or I am a straight dude, I wonder if some tabloid would pay me to publish that. I'm open to whatever money they want to give me.
Can someone please pass the brain bleach? Blech, it's too early for this kind of sleaze.
ReplyDelete@Dolphy - LMAO!!!
DeleteI'm borrowing that phrase!
That wasn't a butt grab. He was looking for his keys in there.
ReplyDeletesaw him in LV at the airport, just stoned out of his mind on valium. complete incoherent douchebag
ReplyDeleteSo the Ho announced to the world that she's a slut. The Madams of this high society exclusive club are in full action mode. Ho-Lohan is mailing her membership as we speak, an "h" clit piecing adornment. Ho-Hilton is sending her personal bdsm wardrobe.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!! Well Done Lana!!!!
Your family + friends must be incredibly proud to have ever known you.
No shit.
ReplyDelete^Ha...relevant!
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ReplyDeleteMama will be so proud! And her Italian father will just beam when his friends remind him of what a generous and forthcoming daughter he helped raise.
ReplyDeleteShe's a DUMB ho...Had no idea he was married? Riiight..
ReplyDeleteDoes she have a prono coming out?
ReplyDeleteWhy is she doing this interview now? No 1 cares anymore, unless it's publicity for her DVD.
What a scandal, Robin Thicke of all people fucks some random skank. She must really miss her 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteShe had no idea he was married? You mean the wedding ring he was clearly wearing wasn't a clue?
ReplyDeleteGood for her she got everything she wanted. She wanted to fuck him, now she's making the most of it with a fat paycheck and a fun 15 minutes. I say good for her!
ReplyDeleteRobin has a big d*ck
ReplyDeleteIs a big dick, has a big dick, or both?
DeleteI saw a sign on a video.haha
DeleteHes BOTH.
@Rosie, as proclaimed by him in his video. Do we have outside confirmation?
ReplyDeleteOh No. Thats not my style. With that said, I'd sure look if given the chance, why not. I enjoy aesthetics as much as the next. Even if its attached to an egomaniac
Delete@Rosie, I think you mean that Robin IS a big dick.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if he has a big dick with real live bells and whistles on it, bleccchhh!
ReplyDeleteShe got what she wanted: 5 minutes of fame. *shrugs* Good for her?
Hey hey hey hey!!!
ReplyDeleteDid a google image search of this class act (too much time on my hands today), and it was one skankalicious half-nekkid selfie after another of her. Also saw a funny/douchey pic of Robin when he had looong wavy hair. I have no clue what Paula ever saw in him.
ReplyDeleteHer quote just implies he went down on her.
ReplyDelete@texas: Thicke does not strike me as the kind of man that would pull a woman aside at a club, go down on her and call it a night. If he were, I would actually like him. I think the following words "and it just happened" signify that they followed through on sex.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh...that reminds me of the scene in Summer of Sam when Mira Sorvino smelled coochie all over Leguizamos face and flipped the fuck oooot
The full quote starts as:
Delete"“We had sex at the party. We were among the first people to arrive in an elevator together and got to talking. We both got drinks at the bar, and Robin suddenly grabbed my hand and led me to a back room, where all the lights were off. It was really dark, and no one was around...."
What a trashy fu <k bag! Effing a married man with a child? ??? Both are nasty gutter whores
ReplyDeleteHe's so gross.
ReplyDeleteAt a glance I thought that was an old pic of Britney.
ReplyDeleteHe is slimier than a snail trail.
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