Saturday, October 25, 2014

Blind Item #2

No matter how much they might say otherwise during their show, this Vanderpump Rules star charges by the month. Better than charging by the hour I guess.

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  1. I dont know why all my girl friends are head over heels for Jax---he is like a big dumb ape.

    but I change my answer to the chick that hooked up with Eddie Cibirain---the one that trys to sing

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  2. Jax is a cro-magnan for sure....like early man..lol
    But I did hear that's how he subsidized his modeling ahem career...I think he was a rent boy when he meant Stasi....he did live with her rent free!!

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    1. This is purely biological- yes, EXACTLY like a knuckle dragger. Its because on a biological level, the female of our species wants the BIGGEST! STRONGEST! Spermies to reach her eggs first.. and brains be damned. Not all women, but enough.

      I lived next door to one of these a few years ago- he was an idiot, just this side of banging his chest and grunting- and he hated me, mostly because i called him captain caveman, but also he was insecure that his gf and I were friends. ANYWAY (and heres the punchline)
      I took my gf at the time and bought a cpl nice big cucumbers and we fucked eachother silly w them- and then took a yummie cucumber salad to his house for a summer bbq.
      No regrets. Zero.

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    2. OMG Rosie! LMAO!
      Did they compliment the salad dressing?

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    3. He loved to push his chest and arms out near me(caveman like) and explode through doors to startle me, just anything to scare me (it worked)
      So when i got this idea, i did NOT think twice, i barely had time to put shoes on to run to the store (lest i changed my mind) and so *we did*
      Theres something about it, i was never nervous around him again. Fucking awesome.

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    4. @Rosie, LOL!! Did you wash them before serving?

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    5. Yes, actually I was the one that said lets give them a quick rinse..my friend was wanting to serve as is.. The act of doing it was plenty enough for me. It wasnt my intention for him to have vag, it was more symbolic. Yah, i have no regrets. Im not a man hater (i do love them) and this was situational. I was sick of his shit. And it wasnt gona stop, so i did what i did to have some sort of security or confidence. It worked ;)

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    6. Hey Rosie, you don't need to justify it with me. I despise insecure apes. He totally deserved it.

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  3. Jax! Total whore. Good luck with the sweater line, buddy.

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  4. *Sheana Marie is her name. Sounds like a chick from a bad Prince song....

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  5. Yeah Jax is something else---but a rent boy for chicks? I REALLY REALLY cant see him hooking up with dudes for any amount of cash

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  6. Stassi. 100%. Failed at fashion blogging. Failed at waitressing.

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  7. LOL! Back in 1984, after finishing one of the films I worked on, I was at Carlos' & Charlie's on Sunset (Is that still there?) and I approached a cute woman sitting at the bar.
    Before we got too far, she said 'You can't afford me. I only date men who make 6 figures or more'. Apparently, she was a Beverly Hills housewife want to be. :-)

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  8. I thought of her @cobe..but she comes from $$$$$. And her dad tarts her like a princess...can't see her doing that...also- her BF has $$(the one in NYC)

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    1. Daddy cut her off.

      Tori comes from money as well, and we've all seen what has happened to her . . .

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    2. They showed her families house. It was not impressive.

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  9. That broad at the bar is also not too smart some of the richest men in the world don't look it, one of the richest men in Canada dressed like a homeless guy, maybe on purpose, he owns vast amounts of real property, and some of the men that are dressed to the nines with the fancy houses and cars are up one step away from filing bankruptcy because it's all a sham but the really rich guy is probably too smart to deal with a woman like that, that's why he is so rich ha ha ha.

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  10. That's right Tina. Look at Bill Gates prior to Melinda. Man was super smart(that's very sexy to me) AND super wealthy but just couldn't quite get the grooming thing down.

    Whoever this chick was at the bar she was most likely no mental giant.

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  11. Dont worry David---looks fade but stupid is forever

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  13. Like that salad dressing was Kryptonite to Captain Caveman, his power was neutered.

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  14. @Rosie, ha ha ha ha! Loved the story. I'm going to adopt the Captain Caveman title to bestow on those worthy. It needs to go into urban dictionary now.

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  15. That's fucking disgusting, Rosie. How would you feel if he stuck something up his ass and then fed it to you without saying anything? My god, that is gross.

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    1. I wouldnt have to worry about it. Im nice, everyone likes me. And im pretty sure vag is different than asshole.
      Hahaha It was Fucking Awesome!

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    2. Gee, how surprising that Rosie is a disgusting pig in real life!

      I can't believe you people cheering that type of behavior on. Really, people?

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  16. Oh meanie, youre no fun at all. Prob a vagiphobe? Whatevs. Suckit bitch.

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  17. Stassi, she charges Patrick the DJ by the month

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  18. Wait...what...@rosie? You served that shit at a summer BBQ?!?

    Adds cucumber salad to my list of foods to never eat AGAIN. Girrrrrl.....you dangerous!

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  19. There were lots of old pics with Jax and his rich older BF when the show started.

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  20. @Umo yeah, the caption even identified Jax as the dude's bf.

    Last season, Tom Sandoval (the one with the extensive beauty regimen) seemed to be inching his way out of the closet. Are any of these guys straight?

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