Thursday, October 09, 2014

Blind Item #2

This married B- list mostly whatever kind of work I can get because the only reason I am this high is because of my name actor got drunk and hands with the wait staff at a recent event and even followed one of the waitresses in the kitchen to give her a hard time for not responding to his groping in a positive fashion.


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    1. Is the divorce final or is he still technically married

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  2. Nice run on sentence!

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    1. Enty's the queen of them @Reno

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    2. Reno-yes, enty is not doen with the punctuation.

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    3. He's the Proust of blind items!

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    4. Take that back Writergirl. Proust wishes he was Enty (even if he is dead)

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    5. I read that as "Prust" and pictured a towering Canadian, complete with a black eye and missing teeth, body checking the commas and periods out of this post.

      ...I'm just gonna go find some more coffee now.

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  3. Or
    Cuba Gooding(still married)

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  4. Damn Enty, find ye some punctuation por favor. Geeez.

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  5. A drunken, entitled, arrogant actor gropes the wait staff.
    This should be easy. I mean, how often could that happen?

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  6. I tried to read this blind item twice. I'll need a lot of liquor to dive back in and give it a 3rd try.

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  7. @hayeood...where you live ? I wanna move there...sounds like happy hour24/7 lol

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  8. I'm usually not one of "those" people, but GODDAMMIT ENTY!! A proof-read never killed anyone. We shouldn't always have to guess what you MEANT to type...I'll never stop visiting...just a suggestion.

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  9. Thanks for popping in Bokonon to give Enty a verbal slap. God knows he needs it after this.

    All of them.

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  10. The Arqueete guess sounds good.
    @trainrides
    +1

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  11. This item confuses me. Does Enty take speed?

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  12. It's not Arquette, he's still just engaged.

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  13. 60+ words for one frickin sentence. Yes I counted. I'm with you @Bokonon. It drives me crazy and make the blinds difficult to read and comprehend. Also the actor got "hands"? Most people have them. I know it was meant to be "handsy" but a little proofreading goes a long way. I think this was written by elementary school dropout Enty.

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  14. I'm a grammar and punctuation pedant, hence thoroughly disturbed that I understood the whole, damned blind.

    No guesses. I rarely have them. (Guesses and champagne don't mix.)

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    1. @Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.

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    2. @Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.

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    3. @Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.

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  15. Terrence Howard sounds about right to me

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    1. YESSSSSSSS!!!
      ^5 Teresa.

      Except NO damnit I forgot what the context of the blind was past hitting on waitresses. Whomever he is he deserves a fist to the face and a lecture on consent - if it's Eddie he may very well get it.

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  17. Don't you just love guys like that? Douche.

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  18. I am thinking one of the Baldwin Brothers. Most of them are jerks of the first order and none of them would have a job if they were not related to Alec Baldwin.

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  19. This married, B- list, mostly-whatever-kind-of-work-I-can-get- because-the-only-reason-I-am-this- high-is-because-of-my-name actor...

    Commas and hyphens are your friends, Enterns.

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  20. Are you sure that's the only reason he's high?

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