This former A list mostly movie actress is now still a solid B list. She is crushed right now because the guy who took her virginity and who she thought she was going to marry cheated on her when she was out of the country.
I am imagining @JAS somewhere rolling up his sleeves in preparation to beat some ass. Smoke flaring out of his pulsating nostrils, dirt kicking up under his charging feet....
"I am imagining @JAS somewhere rolling up his sleeves in preparation to beat some ass. Smoke flaring out of his pulsating nostrils, dirt kicking up under his charging feet...."--heisenberg
I'm pretty sure Emma's very first was a young rugby player named Tom Ducker when she was 15 or 16. (If you think that's not something I should know about, I agree with you; it makes me a bit uncomfortable.)
She definitely shacked up with a considerably older man named Jay Barrymore, with whom she broke up in late 2009.
Then she was with a rich kid from the Boston area named Will Adamowicz, who she met during her "year abroad" at Oxford in 2011. They allegedly split up in the summer of 2013, which "Emma's people" announced back in January of this year, a couple of days after pictures were published of him apparently doing or preparing to do (or sell) some fairly heavy drugs -- white powder curled up in small paper packets.
Within a couple of days of that Emma made her "public debut" with current BF Matthew Janney.
There's some reason to doubt the veracity of this one: She's generally very good at avoiding being photographed while beaching it -- the last time was November of 2009, in Jamaica, very shortly before her split with Barrymore -- but within days of the pictures of Adamowicz that could have been embarrassing to her, she was frolicking in a bikini on a beach with this improbably muscular young rugby player, photographed by a Pap for publication in the Daily Fail, which they identified as being "on a beach in the Caribbean." Now, do I believe that the Fail was conscientious enough about her privacy not to narrow her location down to a country??? (It was Antigua, BTW.) Or maybe I believe that they or the Pap didn't know what country he was in? Or do I believe that she made a deal with the pap to be photographed in nice, easily-sellable bikini pictures, engaging in PDAs with a guy who did not just have his picture published with a potential narcotics bust all over his coffee table? A deal that had as a condition not revealing more about her location than "a Caribbean beach?"
On the other hand, he helped her move, and last Christmas, before the potential scandal with Adamowicz broke, she was photographed by a fan, hanging out with a college rugby team on a train, and the fan who took the pictures said that Emma was watching her boyfriend's team play, and Janney is a Rugby player.
So, in short, no, it's not Emma in this blind, unless the Blind took place in 2008 or 2009.
Emma Watson
ReplyDeleteI was no where near Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteI am imagining @JAS somewhere rolling up his sleeves in preparation to beat some ass. Smoke flaring out of his pulsating nostrils, dirt kicking up under his charging feet....
ReplyDeleteHahaaa
Delete"I am imagining @JAS somewhere rolling up his sleeves in preparation to beat some ass. Smoke flaring out of his pulsating nostrils, dirt kicking up under his charging feet...."--heisenberg
Delete^^awesome visual...and apt. LOL
Thank you ladies! I see it looking something like this... ;)
Delete@JAS We are counting on you to regulate! :)
Geniius as ALWAYS!
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ReplyDeleteThat's typical for a lot of girls ain't it?
ReplyDeleteDakota Fanning and her model boyfriend who is 13 years older than her.
ReplyDeletePoor Lindsay. She finally gives up the goods to her chosen love and he breaks her heart. This explains why she broke her sobriety.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there. ;)
DeleteYa because the first guy one sleeps with they marry specially in Hollywood
ReplyDeletePlease emma lost that shit years ago to that as a in drug dealer.
ReplyDeleteI'm with dakota.
Ugh. Virgins are so tiresome.
ReplyDeleteLmao Count
DeleteI'm pretty sure Emma's very first was a young rugby player named Tom Ducker when she was 15 or 16. (If you think that's not something I should know about, I agree with you; it makes me a bit uncomfortable.)
ReplyDeleteShe definitely shacked up with a considerably older man named Jay Barrymore, with whom she broke up in late 2009.
Then she was with a rich kid from the Boston area named Will Adamowicz, who she met during her "year abroad" at Oxford in 2011. They allegedly split up in the summer of 2013, which "Emma's people" announced back in January of this year, a couple of days after pictures were published of him apparently doing or preparing to do (or sell) some fairly heavy drugs -- white powder curled up in small paper packets.
Within a couple of days of that Emma made her "public debut" with current BF Matthew Janney.
There's some reason to doubt the veracity of this one: She's generally very good at avoiding being photographed while beaching it -- the last time was November of 2009, in Jamaica, very shortly before her split with Barrymore -- but within days of the pictures of Adamowicz that could have been embarrassing to her, she was frolicking in a bikini on a beach with this improbably muscular young rugby player, photographed by a Pap for publication in the Daily Fail, which they identified as being "on a beach in the Caribbean." Now, do I believe that the Fail was conscientious enough about her privacy not to narrow her location down to a country??? (It was Antigua, BTW.) Or maybe I believe that they or the Pap didn't know what country he was in? Or do I believe that she made a deal with the pap to be photographed in nice, easily-sellable bikini pictures, engaging in PDAs with a guy who did not just have his picture published with a potential narcotics bust all over his coffee table? A deal that had as a condition not revealing more about her location than "a Caribbean beach?"
On the other hand, he helped her move, and last Christmas, before the potential scandal with Adamowicz broke, she was photographed by a fan, hanging out with a college rugby team on a train, and the fan who took the pictures said that Emma was watching her boyfriend's team play, and Janney is a Rugby player.
So, in short, no, it's not Emma in this blind, unless the Blind took place in 2008 or 2009.
This. Is. Awesome.
DeleteWhew!! Do not go in there
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JAS comment should be read to the sound of the Psycho shower scene music. LOL
Deleteya lovable LOON ya ;^)
JAS, you scare me sometime. Heard that Emma loves sniffing coke. How true is that?
ReplyDeleteSlow clap for you, Jonathan. Amazing.
ReplyDeleteThat is dedication.
ReplyDeleteLOL GO @JAS
ReplyDeleteHoly Frijoli JAS you a scary dude.
ReplyDeleteWhat's it like to forget stuff you've read about someone who matters to you? Is it soothing?
ReplyDeleteThe Real Dragon : I'd say very, very doubtful.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, that's me. My mobile web browser refuses to log into the correct account.
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