Blind Item #5
This B list celebrity/actress offspring was in the bathroom when the subject of #1 today was having sex. Apparently things got so crazy that the stall was broken and splintered and and managed to slice the arm and draw blood of our B lister.
Dakota
ReplyDeleteDakota/Pammy
ReplyDeleteJesus!!! Wtf??!!!
ReplyDeleteJesus is an offspring of a A++ list author mostly. Not him.
DeleteOr Rumer
ReplyDeleteI think rumor would ha e joined...Dakota seems more chaste
DeleteOT: Omg. In other WTF news related to Potato Head Rumer...I just read the grossest story. I wonder how @count feels about having his eggs and bacon with crotch potatoes?
ReplyDeleteDakota is a coke head too @tricia.
Pretty sure that's how Tater Channing was conceived.
Delete@CoBe ROFL
DeleteMy shuddering womb says F U Betch for that link!
DeleteAnyone one here ever had hot sex bathroom? Just curious
ReplyDeleteZoe Kravitz, just because she's in the DM
ReplyDeleteand she was out Thursday night in Hollywood when Pam was out in her negligee and trashy wig with the old guy
DeleteNothing like drug fueled sex in the women's bathroom. I guess
ReplyDelete911, what's your emergency?
ReplyDeleteI was washing my hands and trying to ignore the wild moaning when all of a sudden the stall split. Pieces of plastic flying everywhere! One shard splintered my arm and drew my blood!
....
Hello?
Ma'am, I suggest you go to the first aid station at your location and see if they have bandages. And wash your hands again, bathroom sex is unsanitary.
But it wasn't me! It was Pamela Anderson and George Clooney.
...
Hello?
Ma'am, this is 911, not TMZ.
Lmao seven. Looks like they had fun
ReplyDeleteYou are sweet Lady H, my addiction to Michael K is finally paying off! In case anyone missed Pam's antics the other night....Here she is looking a mess.
ReplyDeleteDakota Johnson Grabs Dinner With Dad Don Before 25th Birthday
ReplyDeleteShe was last night at Craig's....now to see where Pammy bathroom destroyer was!!
Kinda impossible to tell lol. Just realized most folks bounce around more than 1 place....ahhh..those were the days
ReplyDeleteBathroom sex grosses me out. I prefer to keep it classy and do it in the alley behind whatever establishment I'm in.
ReplyDeleteYessum on the bathroom sex here, @Dragon.
ReplyDeleteDolphy was it like in your house or bar?
DeleteCan't these people wait to get home? Bathroom sex is just nasty but hell, if you're full of STD's what more could you get? She already has Hepatitis so she's covered there.
ReplyDeleteeww
ReplyDeleteI can't make sexy times in a room with urinal cakes.
ReplyDeleteI've made out in a bathroom before against the wall LOL
ReplyDeleteCould Emma Roberts be the offspring, or is she still in NOLA filming American Horror Story:Freakshow? (Yessssss! Can't wait!)
ReplyDeleteWhen I was underage I went to an underground club and after having a couple mudslides, had the nookie with my bf standing up in the water closet.
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