Blind Items Revealed
"I know I'm going to have both of you, I just can't decide which to have first." - Aging foreign born former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit show who has some recent roles as a very sexy older woman and is a recent divorcee yesterday at lunch in a restaurant with two men half her age.
Jane Seymour
54 comments:
Good for her!
+1!
You go, Jane. She looks damn good too so those boys are lucky.
DP - it's a thing, Jane. Why not both?
Yes bitch get it.
Cougar Down.
(Play a little hard to get. Lol)
GetIt!
Fuck them all, Jane!
Good for her I guess. But I never saw her appeal. IMO not in the least bit attractive. It's cool that she's supposedly a descendant of the Seymours of England (the original Jane married Henry VIII) but that Jane wasn't much to look at either.
I secretly agree, @Astra. She's a little bobble head-y.
Get it Jane!!
@astra worthington
There is no relation, Jane Seymour is her stage name.
"A recent divorcee yesterday" still makes me laugh.
I covet Jane's locks.
Good for her. Go get it, Jane!!
The real question is, did she let the lucky guys motorboat her boobies?
She is in one of my all time faves...somewhere in time with Christopher Reeves..it's very corny and dated film..But I love it..She was...exquisitely beautiful
And the theme song (which is titled somewhere in time) is haunting ly beautiful
Jane Seymour is NOT a descendant of the Henry VIII era Seymour family. Jane Seymour is actually her stage name She choose it because it was better sounding then the name she was born with. I only know this because my mother is a huge fan, Somewhere In Time being her favorite movie.
I agree Tricia, Somewhere In Time is my favorite movie - such a beautiful movie!
Get it, Jane. Get. It.
Get after it Jane! Can we make a petition for her to return as a Bond girl... Bond Cougars should happen
@Someone Said nailed this right out the gate...along with whichever boy toy Jane picked first! Then she went to boy #2 to Seymour peen! Way to go on both counts!!! ;)
Good for her
+10000 Rock On Jane!
Do them both. Same time. Live a little
She probably was talking about desserts.
She probably was talking about desserts.
I love that movie
I wonder if she was running lines. Sounds kind of OTT.
Seriously? You guys would be CLUTCHING YOUR PEARLS if the genders in this blind were reversed.
I'm disappointed in how annoyingly predictable these comments are.
Try to check yourselves against all the gasping next time it's Ben Affleck making this comment to two women half his age.
Can I be next?!
She was so hawt when she was young, still pretty now.
How much was she paying them?
Anyway, the obvious answer is go with the smaller cock first. That way you aint all banged loose when the little pecker is pounding it.
I wonder which boy she chose to give her Open Heart necklace to?
Sounds like a great line for one of my books! Way to go Jane!!!
LOL Sugar!!
I agree Zelda..Let's get some mature yet still hawt Bond women.
Oh Hunter..Hunter, Hunter, Hunter....We all like a little turn about it fair play at times. We will presume that these men were in their 30's since Jane is 63. MUCH different than girls in their teens.
Afleck is 42 so women half his age would be 21.
Either way, replace Affleck with Jack Nicholson and you get the same "he's a PIG!" comments.
Hell, I don't care - I was boning a 37 year old guy when I was 19, I'm just pointing out the gender disparity.
She was born Joyce Frankenberg. More likely to be related to Transylvania's Frakensteins than Henry VIII'sSeymours.
HUH...
I expected you to say "Ew". Interesting...
@astra
Damn Girl! Get it!
GET IT GURL
Take a look at her from the 70's when she first popped up and you will see a very beautiful woman
Old broads need love too.
@Hunter I was thinking the same thing.
Who is more beautiful than Jane as Elise in SOMEWHERE IN TIME?! Truly. I know that looks can be subjective, but...come ON.
Jane, call me.
No problem with that, I am sure the guys were more than willing. i know I would be
Dr. Quinn!
Most of the commenters here must be pretty young if you think Jane Seymour isn't beautiful. Does anyone remember her as the bad girl in a tv version of East of Eden?
Jane Seymour is gorgeous. I do think sleeping with 2 guys in one day is gross though.
Haha Virginia, I do think it's pretty worthy of an EW! Hunter, I am actually grossed out by older women with younger guys but not older men with younger women. But honestly it's icky if it's a huge age difference regardless of sex...and it's just my personal feelings on it. For some reason a cougar seems sad and pathetic while an older guy doesn't. Once again, just how it appears to me, not judging anyone, JMO.
I swear I read about her being a Seymour but she DEFINITELY looks more like some kind of "Berg". She has the froggy goggle eyes that Mark Zuckerberg has.
PS beauty is subjective!
She was talking about the Desserts!! THE DESSERTS!!
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