March 4, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor made a secret phone call last week to this A+ list mostly movie actress and told her he would appreciate it if she skipped a certain Oscar party. It was bad enough that he was going to have to listen to his wife complain about her during the show but could she please just skip the party after. Apparently our A list actress was going to go out of spite but is just too nice.
Ryan Reynolds/Sandra Bullock/Blake Lively
This A+ list mostly movie actor made a secret phone call last week to this A+ list mostly movie actress and told her he would appreciate it if she skipped a certain Oscar party. It was bad enough that he was going to have to listen to his wife complain about her during the show but could she please just skip the party after. Apparently our A list actress was going to go out of spite but is just too nice.
Ryan Reynolds/Sandra Bullock/Blake Lively
HE IS NOT A+!
ReplyDelete+1 (not even in his dreams)
Delete+1,000,000
DeleteSo ryan is A+ but sandrawhonhas been in some of the best movies ever is only A?! Fuck ypu, enty.
ReplyDelete*who has been
DeleteAt the beginning, he refers to her as A+ so I suspect the 2nd "A" rating was just to distinguish her from the actress wife.
DeleteBlake is not A list. She's not even B list.
DeleteAnd it says the A+ list actress is A list at the end.
Delete@jacky you know Enty rating only fits when he wants to make it fit to an actor. 2 months from now this will be Pitt/jolie/Aniston.
DeleteExactly, Blake is not A list. If we suspected this was Ryan/Blake/Sandra and he'd just said "actress" in the last sentence, everyone would have said "NO! It can't be Ryan/Blake since they didn't say the wife was an 'actress.'" And the A+-to-A thing I think was just a shortcut, not a demotion. There's only one A+/A actress in this equation, why bother with all the extra symbols every time she is referenced? Don't sweat the small stuff, ducky.
DeleteHuh? He says Sandra is A+ right here in this blind.
ReplyDeleteI wish she would have gone though. Screw that guy. Suck it up and listen to you wife bitch. You chose to marry her.
I'd certainly have attended and told my friend to reign in his crazy wife.
DeleteI'd tell him to , "Sit on it!" "And Rotate!" Blake too. (Is Blake Lively even her real name?)
ReplyDeleteYou would be far more polite than I.
Delete;)
A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ReplyDeleteA+ actress on frist line demoted to A by time I finished reading. Hollywood is tough y'all! :(
ReplyDelete@Sandy even though I think the second rating was a typo I couldn't help but to LOL at your comment. Smh, the struggle!
DeleteWhere the fuck is Robyn Lively? they can remake
ReplyDeleteTeen Witch every 5 years for all I care!
I am also outraged that RR is considered A+
ReplyDeleteReynolds NEVER was or is A+ list!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf Reynolds is A+ list,Bullock is A+++ list
Sandra Bullock effing rocks, Blah Notlively can kick rocks!
ReplyDeleteBullshit blind. I aint skipping no party because your wife can't handle being the same room with me. That's her problem not me. Sandra I hope you didn't bow down.
ReplyDeleteEnty and i need to have a serious discussion about Butler's and Reynolds'rating
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOL @Poni Tayl got this but everyone thought it was Matt McC!! No one guessed Ryan!! You're not A list and will always be Van Wilder to me, Ryan!!! Write that down!
ReplyDeletewas ryan even at the oscars??
ReplyDeleteAnd they ratings enigma is proven.AGAIN.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook-YES! Im glad there is someone out there who appreciates the beauty of that movie!
ReplyDeleteThe greatest trick Enty ever pulled was making people believe the blinds were real.
ReplyDeleteCome on Sandy don't ruin classic movie.
ReplyDeleteBeetle juice I don't think anyone think Enty blinds are real. Love the dude but only 2 out of 10 blinds are real. Most of the real one are the reality shows lol
I'm a Ryan fan, and even I know he's at most a B+. Lol
ReplyDeleteBut yah, agree with all, Enty's ratings make no sense and they change often, it's really useless to try and use them to solve BI's.
@beetlejuice: I don't think anyone here thinks Enty's BI's are real. Do they? It's just fun celeb fan fiction writing to me.
ReplyDeleteOh people believe, just read the guesses.
DeleteIf Enty's going to write blinds like this, he's going to lose all credibility.
ReplyDeleteRyan Reynolds is not A+ list and never has been. He's never been higher than a B+ lister maximum and his career is in freefall and has been the last couple of years. And why would the star of the film that won the most Oscars and who was nominated herself pass up an Oscar party to please a guy who wasn't even at the Oscars and his sometime TV actress C lister wife? This blind only makes sense if the A+ lister was a nominee himself and had the leverage necessary to make such a request, and the actress wasn't nominated (but was maybe a presenter).
Makes NO sense.
I kind of agree with Real Dragon, the only real blinds Enty has are for reality shows nobody gives a sh!t about and whose "stars" are desperate for publicity. I'm beginning to think all the A lister stuff is made up when he sees a photo in the Daily Fail..
Sorry, enty, you're disillusioning us!
I guess I assume everyone commenting is just having fun with the fic, like myself. To each their own I guess!
ReplyDeleteBeetlejuice!!!! Good to see you!!!
ReplyDeleteHiya Meanie!! It's my favorite month so I'm baaaacccckkkkkk!
Deletedoesn't call Ryan foreign born, doesn't mention that wife is an actress, and lastly Ryan is not A list
ReplyDeleteHollywood ruins classic movies all the time @dragon.
ReplyDeleteNoooooo
DeleteYeah, if I'm nominated for an Oscar, I'm not skipping a party for a jealous half-wit.
ReplyDelete@sandy - did you read Jason Priestley's new book? He and Robyn were a thing back in the early 90210 days. He knew Blake when she was a little girl.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember Teen Witch but I remember Robyn from her dancing as a contestant for miss Twin Peaks.
Oh dear. Let us revisit an old story wherein Chris Hemsworth, a studly man and upstanding father whose roles thus far have been an Australian soap opera and Thor, was bequeathed with an A+ Mostly Movie Actor title. Kate Winslet, the youngest actress ever to have been awarded six Oscar nominations and is one step (Tony) away from an EGOT, was bequeathed with B List Movie Actress.
ReplyDeleteThere's no trusting of the E's spreadsheet. I think Beetlejuice should possess it.
He has brass balls…..the nerve, suck it up Blake
ReplyDelete@7 there are movie stars :: hemsworth and ryan r
ReplyDeleteand there are actors ;:kate winslet, meryl, emma thompson..
the movie stars always get higher ratings than actual actors w/ talent..
Oh please. Everyone loves Sandra. She's just America's sweetheart. Blake can shove it. She sux.
ReplyDeleteAnyway...if rumors prove to be true...then it's Ryan who should be jealous, not Blake.
I haven't read the book but I heard that was one of the surprises in store for readers jason
ReplyDeleteBlake can go suck it!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Enty usually imply that Ryan is controlling and Blake bows down to him? Why would he be worried about how she feels then? Or am I just confused?
ReplyDeleteYep Alexa. It's because enty's blinds are mostly made up, but still fun to guess at! I especially like the extra juicy ones with fantastic people involved, like this one!
ReplyDeleteEnty's rankings are all about the money/fame, nothing to do with talent. Enty admitted he was wrong about Winslet, but she doesn't open movies like, say, Reese Witherspoon. Enty also had Ryan as "former/slipping" A for a long while, but I think Deadpool just shot him right back up to A+. It's about as close to a guaranteed blockbuster as you can get.
ReplyDeleteBlake has no respect. Ryan knew and was friends w/Sandra way before she came along.
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