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51 comments:
Charlie Hunnam - Free!!!!
No to Mama June that's what you're aiming for isn't it Enty?
yes! unless they had some disease. and it would have to be a sliding scale
James Franco $0.00-----------Rosie O Donnel $ AT LEAST 10 grand
Mama June-- 15 grand
I'd have to want too in the first place…
Enty- I would totally bang you just for the taste of it. Mmmmmmm bacon!
I would only ask for better/more blinds and that you refrain from discussing the Kardashians during our, what I can imagine will be, relatively quick romantic interludes.
Bout tree fiddy
Id pay JLaw
yes.
Maybe.
Depends on who, where and when.
@Beetlejuice Bwahahahaha!!
Depends on who, and NO RECORDING ALLOWED!
I would have sex with Matthew Knowles to be in Destiny's Child. Gross.
And @snookiemonster I think any woman would hit that. Meow.
It depends Enty.
Are we talking The Hammaconda or Joe Yummy M? In my fantasy, they would be delicious freebies on my list.
However, if it's anyone who's been with a hooker, porn queen, stripper, Hos Lohan, Hilton, Kartrashians, Cyrus, etc, etc, etc...... There isn't enough money to get me to infest myself with their stds.
Hell yes! Not anyone with an STD or poor hygiene. But for the right price, why not?
Does it have to be money? Can't you just give them supper and a movie?
Yeah D - you buy me steak, I give you head.
So the question is simply are you a ho and what are your rates.
Come to think of it --- yes.
But it would cost him: I want lifetime first class flights anywhere in the world at any time, a prime time radio show with topics / music of my choosing, a villa of my choice, plus an annual salary of $7 mil.
Person: Sir Richard Branson
Fucking doesn't come cheap these days.
Thanks Kim K.
This question hasn't been posted in at least a month. He's trolling.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes and no.
For $2,000,000 I would accept to have sex with Kris Jenner.
Then, at the last minute, I would get out of the deal, and wouldn't get the money.
I would write instead a tell-all book about why Pimp Mama Kris wanted to have sex with a complete unknown like me and was ready to give me so much money, and the advance money for the book would at least be some honestly earned money, made on the back of the Kardashians.
Is it someone I would bone anyway?
Probably not, though. I wouldn't be with anyone who felt they had to pay for it.
My motto is GET THAT MONEY
so yes
Id even pay him!
Barring STDs and a few of the more distasteful acts, for the right amount... Oh yes.
For the right price yes but it would have to be something I absolutely could NOT turn down. At least 1 mil in cash. Also no one who's done Blohan, Paris Hilton, or Miley. Sorry I want to remain std free. Also they would have to bag it. There is no amount of money worth it to be to go bagless with anyone who pays for sex.
Well, the Hammaconda after some careful measuring. Dont want to rupture anything, lol. Free of course. Liam neeson, free of course. Now a rosie odonnel wld be a million. Mama june-just no. No way. Unless it was a billion and i get to take a picture of her forklift foot. Lol. And, as said above, no hooker or lilo presexes.
Mama June: $6,000,000,000
ScarJo, JLaw: $0.01
Only if you didn't need to pay me to have sex with that someone in the first place, LOL, however the offer of payment is pretty much a turn off
Derek baby you are selling yourself too too cheaply, you are worth at least six figures
No way, Rosie would want you to FaceTime her ladyparts. No.effing.way.
If by THAT person you mean Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, I'd rather eat rat doo doo.
I'm with Snookie...If it's Charlie Hunnam, I'll pay him to sleep with me. If it's Chris Hemsworth...It's on the house.
Mama June reminds me of my work as a CNA. Nothing like a woman so big they lose whole wrapped Twinkies or empty chips bags in their skin flaps.
Considering my background in health care and waiting tables, I can honestly say I've done worse things for money. Hells yeah!
Most females: free. Even STD compendiums like LiLo or Reid would be OK with a lot of protection, like an ebola suit.
Beings like streisand, madonna or stuff like that: about the GDP of China would be the minimal amount.
Dudes: Unless some feminine ones like the Tokio Hotel singer on Taylor Hanson (Quagmire reference here) in which case it would be like madonna, and the only rooster used would be mine, all other choices are out of order.
Yup it appears everyone has their price especially since this question has allowed us to choose who we would want. But what if it was just some rich sheikh with nothing creepy or gross? Just an old fat dude with lots of $$?
There is where it gets tricky..Cuz you know what? The Hammaconda or Angie Jolie don't have to pay anyone for sex.
Nope.
And like Sherry said, if it's worth getting, these aren't people who have to pay to get it unless "it" is pretty kinky.
Only if they wore velvet!
No. I've always been kinda picky about the men invading my vag. All of the people I'd do, I'd do them for free.
Someone offered me $3k once. I did not accept. I'm not sure that I would ever be willing to sell myself, but if it was for an obscene amount of money, I'd entertain the thought.
Right?!
Sure. Everyone has their price.
Mine starts at a million, BTW - if I'm stepping out on Mr. Kay, even if it was with Charlie Hunnam, it's gonna be well worth it.
Reminds me that old old joke. The fellow was sitting next to a gal in a bar and asked her if she would have sex with him for $25,000. She thought for a moment and answered that yes, she probably would. He then asked if she would for $50... becoming highly indignant she wanted to know what kind of woman he thought she was. His answer? "We've already settled that, we're simply negotiating the price..."
I only want Drake to murder my vagina
I could really use some money to get a decent place to live, so yes. I think I am pretty good at tuning out of painful situations when I need to.
I will only sleep with men. No females. Depends on how old and ugly they are. I dont care about the personality. Looks rule.
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