August 14, 2014
This A list mogul/reality star has always had lots of women that he rotates but for the past month has dwindled that number down to just one and it is not what some would call his significant other. He has even given up hookers for the past month.
Simon Cowell
Simon wants to make sure when the time comes he gets custody so he spends plenty of time with her and the kid. Meantime she works harder at making another one?
ReplyDeleteWait, you're not talking about the Simon Cowell, right? This is someone else, right?
ReplyDeleteWhich harem girl has the daunting task of combing and main ting his hairy man sweater of a chest, that is the question?
ReplyDeleteWhat the what?? Given up hookers? Hey... wait... was it The Rapture and nobody clued me in?
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't surprise me in the least if the bitch is Rita Whora and second choice is newlywed Cheryl Coles
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start a whole new rumour and say it's Amanda Holden.
ReplyDeleteCarmen Electra perhaps.has a soft spot for her
ReplyDeleteOh well then! When someone gives up prostitution-whores for a whole MONTH, clearly it's true blove
ReplyDeleteAnd a hard one jejeje
ReplyDeleteThe chick is Lovato.
ReplyDeleteYep - seems like they can't quit each other :)
ReplyDeletenot demi, she still working hard to tie down the loser valderama
ReplyDeletejust imagine his hairy old titties slappin you in the face while he does his thing
ReplyDelete@TTM, what was the name of the only one simon was engaged to? i think he may have loved that one but she couldnt deal with the hedonistic lifestyle
ReplyDeleteTerry Seymour @ it took gorever
ReplyDelete* forever
ReplyDeletei thought Cowell was allegedly a closeted gay man..?.. with lots of beards, holden, sinnitta, minogue etc
ReplyDelete@tricia13 Not Carmen Electra, blind says he gave up prostitutes ;)
ReplyDeleteI like the Terry Seymour guess, but damn I hate her voice. It's like gravel running through my ears.
Ha @ hothotheat ! Good one:)
ReplyDeleteAgree about Seymour- I just cannot with that voice! Which shows you how nepotism worked for her. People On Air/ Radio etc should typically have appealing voices ( and do). Her ugh.( and that newer host on the view- the uptight one.jeeeeeazus. Oh and a Rachel Ray.
Lol.
terry Seymour heavily pregnant
ReplyDeleteSorry ITF I missed this! Looks like you got your answer though
ReplyDeletethe sound that kills
ReplyDeleteSomeone tell him to please always keep his shirt on. Stumbling across a photo of him at the beach is an assault on the senses.
ReplyDelete