Sunday, February 22, 2015
Blind Item #4 - Academy Awards
This A- list mostly movie actress who presented last night was drunk. Apparently she must get really crazy horny when drunk because she didn't have actual sex with her husband but apparently she used her hand in a corner by one of the bathrooms and my spy was one of five or six who were close enough to see. Hey, good for them because they have been having marriage issues.
I'll say Scarlett Johansson and her husband got a sitter for the night?
ReplyDeletenicole kidman
ReplyDeleteI thought so, too. Then I thought - if *she's* crazy horny, how come the husband isn't using *his* hand?
ReplyDeleteI like when she's loosely goosey. She has been in a few roles and she's always convincing.
ReplyDeleteHeck,,I like here there I said it.
She masturbated in a bathroom where "five or six who were close enough to see"?
ReplyDeleteSure she did. The number of ridiculously outlandish and obviously untrue blinds here are losing you readers in droves in case you haven't noticed. Bye
Julie Andrews, you hussy.
ReplyDeleteActually is says she was in a corner by one of the bathrooms, which means she was in a corridor. So yeah, with a bathroom right there, doing it in public in the hallway is not believable.
ReplyDeleteDrunk horny wife giving her husband a hand job in the bathroom hallway at the Oscars. Sounds perfectly normal to me!
ReplyDeleteSuch BS. Maybe she was drunk enough to reach up under her dress and readjust her underwear or spanx or something, but come on.
ReplyDeleteHey, I once gave my husband a beej on a train from Versailles back to Paris...we had sex everywhere back then...did it under a restaurant on a beach in Malibu once...we were in love...just sayin...it COULD happen
ReplyDeleteWait, am I reading this wrong? She used her hand on her husband or herself?
ReplyDeleteIf it was Kidman wouldn't it have said former Academy Award nominee?
ReplyDeleteAniston?
Reese Whiterspoon
ReplyDeleteReese Witherspoon is the first to come to mind. The rumors of her having an alcohol problem have persisted for some time now and I gather her relationship with Jim Toth has had some issues as well. They don't seem long for each other (plus he's been revealed as one of those "casting couch" guys).
ReplyDeleteAaahahahahaha....that is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteKno Won Uno on a spree day, You are killing the board today! I'm horney, I 'm getting something in for myself maybe the party moved to a more desolate area?
ReplyDeleteEnty dear, that's not exactly how it works. ; ) YOU don't get a hand job when I'm horny. We BOTH can though.
ReplyDelete