December 1, 2014
Freakiest thing I have heard in awhile. Halftime entertainer for a football game this weekend was spotted in his dressing room playing with himself. Not what you think though. Well, not exactly. It turns out that the A list singer/featured performer who often sings in a language other than English rubs his manhood with makeup before each performance and also takes a Viagra or two to make sure there is a bulge. Yeah, not sure why about the makeup either. But he takes it seriously.
Pitbull
So, he grows rather than shows -- like 90% of all men.
ReplyDeletePitbull tbh you're short and your peen should be proportionate to your size so what do you expect?
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. Is he trying to impress someone??
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of makeup wuld u put in a peen? Foundation so it lost smooth?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's born with it; maybe it's Maypeenline. I'll see myself out.
ReplyDeleteThe Viagara seems like a bad idea. All of that dancing with a woody?
ReplyDelete^^^^ awesome!
ReplyDelete@ Betty I laughed aloud!
ReplyDeleteI almost peed myself!! Freaking hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteanother lil tiny man doing things to make him feel tall, I'll pass on all of that please.
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