Our favorite Teen Mom was at it the other night. She told the world she was behaving, but the only person doing any behaving was the one watching her kid while the Teen Mom drugged it up and hooked up with that crew member again.
I am on vacation. This morning I was shitting a log. It smelled like a dead animal, so I pinched the loaf and went for a courtesy flush. The log I had shit was so large that the toilet overflowed. There wasn't even any toilet paper in the bowl.
The shit water kept coming for a while, and soaked the hallway carpet. I had to finish shitting, so I clamped my asshole shut with my sphinter and made my way to the hotel health club. All toilets were occupied so I shit in the communal showers and then took a Boston shower.
I made the hotel give me a new damn room, move my shit, and hose down my asshole with a hot water nozzle in the steam room. The str room smelled like turds because I shit anither log while I was there but I could give a flying fuck.
jenelle
ReplyDeleteI cant wait for Teen Mom OG--they are bring back Farrah : )
ReplyDeleteI want OG Enty back Derek and OG website too
ReplyDeleteJanelle has more than child I believe(I don't normally guess these blinds)
ReplyDeleteBut I'll say Farrah with the 1 daughter
That is correct Tricia but she only has custody of one (for now)---her mother takes care of the oldest.
ReplyDeletedidn't enty just say a few weeks ago that he only does 3-4 teen mom blinds a year? i feel like it's 2-3 a day now...
ReplyDeleteThis is for sure Jenelle, she actually called herself the best mom in the world the other day, HA!!
ReplyDeleteWell *technically* she has two kids, but only has custody of one.
ReplyDeleteJenelle. She's the only one who feels the need to brag about "staying in". She's no mother, and never will be
ReplyDeleteI literally lol'd when i read when she posted that
ReplyDeletefarrah, you ignorant slut.
ReplyDeleteI am on vacation. This morning I was shitting a log. It smelled like a dead animal, so I pinched the loaf and went for a courtesy flush. The log I had shit was so large that the toilet overflowed. There wasn't even any toilet paper in the bowl.
The shit water kept coming for a while, and soaked the hallway carpet. I had to finish shitting, so I clamped my asshole shut with my sphinter and made my way to the hotel health club. All toilets were occupied so I shit in the communal showers and then took a Boston shower.
I made the hotel give me a new damn room, move my shit, and hose down my asshole with a hot water nozzle in the steam room. The str room smelled like turds because I shit anither log while I was there but I could give a flying fuck.
Hey, what's a Boston Shower? Anyhoo, I hate the Teen Mom blinds.
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