Saturday, May 30, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 17, 2014

This lead singer of a one hit wonder band with a strange name had women throwing themselves at him two years ago was playing at a club the other night and told a woman he was the singer of the group that was headlining. She said she had never heard of the group so he started singing the one hit and told the woman they should go back to the bus and he could show her around his bunk. She turned him down cold.

Mark Foster/Foster The People

 


9 comments:

  1. Avers2:30 AM

    Never heard of him.

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  2. TheCousinEddy3:47 AM

    I guess she didn't want to see his Pumped Up Kicks.

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  3. Tamsin4:26 AM

    Pumped Up Kicks was that really catchy tune everyone mindlessly sang to a few summers until they realized the words were about gleefully shooting a bunch of kids and making them run (in their pumped up kicks). It was so damn creepy I'd be surprised if any stations ever give the band a second chance, even if they were to produce another song with a seemingly catchy mindless summer beat.

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  4. Derek Harvey4:27 AM

    Nailed it.

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  5. slim shady4:31 AM

    "that guy looks like a dwarf" haha!

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  6. Listen to the Lyrics; Study Art History2:44 AM

    Damn you're dumb. It didn't glorify anything.

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  7. Hey yah7:26 AM

    Who said it glorified anything they made a good point saying it sounded upbeat but then the lyrics were dark. Still a shitty song, and YOU'RE dumb Foster the People Stan.

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  8. Riven3:05 AM

    Oh holy hell we've been taken over by tweeners. No YOU'RE DUMB!

    JFC grow up.

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