Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 4, 2007

So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, “BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM.” So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.

Kristin Cavallari

12 comments:

  1. Kno Won Uno1:41 AM

    Gah.

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  2. Cupcakes4all1:57 AM

    I loathe her, she irks me.

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  3. TalksTooMuch2:03 AM

    10 bucks says she nasally drawled it while flipping her hair

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  4. when people like her lose their relevance, do they die inside?

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  5. LOL...seriously...LOL

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  6. Kno Won Uno6:44 AM

    @Lyen - were they ever alive? Cavallari, specifically. Utterly insignificant never-was.

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  7. Choco6:47 AM

    She isn't sexy at all she looks to have a eating disorder.

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  8. Tamarah Rockwood7:23 AM

    ....I need to pull this off in a Starbucks.

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  9. TheCousinEddy9:03 AM

    Message to all of those young, attractive, "Celebutante" types: Marry an NFL Quarterback to stay relevant 8 years later.

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  10. Groaning9:35 AM

    What part of her is sexy?!

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  11. texasrose12:08 PM

    Well it looks like it scored her a rich celeb, yet total douchebag, husband.

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  12. Malibuborebee1:04 PM

    Celebutante?

    The "tante" indicates some sort of debutante family.with real social standing. Who the fuck are the Cavallaris?

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