Four For Friday

#1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody. Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone.

#2 & #3 - This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact. It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head.

#4 & #5 - So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny.

Random Photos Part Two

Daul Kim - RIP (I encourage you to Google her name and watch her video diaries. They will give you a sense of who she was and why she will be so missed)

Have you ever noticed that while the rest of the Twilight cast gets to go to New York and red carpets around the world, Billy Burke gets the gigs no one else wants. He looks thrilled about it too.
It kind of looks like a Tim Burton movie but it is the new trend in cakes. Divorce cakes.
Calgary had a big turnout of celebrities yesterday. Elisha Cuthbert, Piven and Heather Marks.
Also in town were Kristen Bell and Christina Hendricks.
Emily Osment is my most requested tweener picture.
Fergie - New York
Heidi Klum back on the runway just a few weeks after giving birth.
At the show were Jay-Z and Dr. Dre.
And showing up four hours early so they could tailgate were the Followills from Kings Of Leon.
The random posed photo of the day goes to Gilles Marini in Miami.
It's Jasmine Guy. It is good to see her. Here she is with Josh Brolin and his ring less fingers.
And then Josh again and some guys you might know. Umm, some guy named Viggo and also Matt Damon. Enjoy.
John Krasinski and Emily Blunt who I am predicting right now will never get married. I say that and watch they will go to Vegas this weekend or something.
Jennifer Lopez must be hurting her own ears. She is getting ready to hurt all of yours on Sunday night where she will sing that song I posted earlier.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today. I also want to announce that it is that time of the year again. We are just about six weeks away from reveals and as a part of the lead up into reveals day I love posting photos of you in the random photos. So, beginning next week and for the next four weeks I will post your photos daily and then on reveal day put all of them into one big post. If you would like your photo in the photos send an e-mail to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

I don't know if I have ever seen Julia Roberts jogging before. I have seen her walking briskly and pushing a stroller. I think I have seen her swimming, but never jogging.
Kathleen Turner has a name tag so everyone knows who she is. Don't worry Kathleen I won't forget who you are.
You know you need a sandwich when your head appears to be twice as big as the rest of your body. So, Lydia Hearst, eat a sandwich.
Do you think Michael Bolton has ever watched Office Space? Do you think he laughs?
A couple is convinced the sonogram picture of their baby shows Michael Jackson.
I know that producers have cast Bebe Neuwirth as Morticia Addams for Broadway but I really think they should also keep in mind Michelle Trachtenberg. She is so pale. Here she is with Matthew Settle.
I'm sure D&G thought a black backdrop would be great. I think what they failed to account for is that most people have black coats. Here is Natalie Portman or at least her face and hands.
So, this isn't Tom Cruise's boyfriend or anything, but it is probably something he loves. Instead of having to wear Spanx he can now get this t-shirt from some company that says it will make you look like you always have a six pack. A review I read from a man said all he got was a heat rash when he wore it when it was hot outside and that no one noticed until he said something.
Selma Blair and Ginnifer Goodwin. I feel like I am watching some kind of changing of the guard or at least a possible SWF situation.
Is Matt Lauer patting Susan on the head?
Suri crosses the finish line first. She wins a free e-meter!!!
Sharon Stone in Japan. She then started singing Mr. Robato.
Taylor Momsen took the whole vampire movie opening way too literally.
The Pixies - Chicago
And then Victoria Beckham fell down the rest of the stairs because she couldn't see.

Your Turn

So, next Wednesday I will do a special Thanksgiving Your Turn, but for this week I wanted to focus on some of the moral dilemmas that Hollywood has offered us in movies. The best one I have seen recently was in Gone Baby Gone, but for this week, I have two questions based on two movies (Indecent Proposal & The Box) where the premise was for one million dollars would you compromise your morals.

1. Would you let someone have sex with your significant other for one night for $1M?
2. Would you accept $1M knowing that someone you don't know would be killed?

The Fan Of The Day

Forget all those Twilight fans. They have nothing on a fan of the British boy band JLS. Is it a tribute band to Jamie Lynn Spears or something? Anyway, no one knows the name of the girl because she got away, but this is what happened. She followed the band around to see what their luggage looked like. She then went out and bought a piece of luggage that was identical. She then walked over to where all the luggage for the band was being kept as they checked out of their hotel in Dublin and zipped herself up inside the piece she had bought.

She probably would have got away with it and been loaded into the storage area of the tour bus but the loaders noticed the bag was squirming and so they opened it up and out she fell. Apparently she had been in there for about 30 minutes and was already faint so there is no telling what would have happened if she had managed to get on the tour bus. For all her efforts the girl still didn't get to meet the band as they had left using different transportation. While being questioned she said she had to go to the bathroom. She left and never returned.