Today's Blind Items

What former Golden Globe Best Actor nominee has fallen so far down the acting ladder that earlier this week he was forced to audition against 50 other actors for a fast food commercial?

Random Photos Part One

I think if you get Gloria Estefan and Andy Garcia together that is definitely top spot worthy.
Brad Pitt apparently got his motorcycle fixed.
Maybe it is because of what Drew Barrymore has been spotted in lately looks so bad, but she looks really good here. Justin just looks lost.
I was thinking about the new Whitney Houston album today so Dionne Warwick seemed a natural.
Pap - Show me smart Eva
Elle Macpherson always looks great.
Emma Watson was on Letterman last night and talked about her wardrobe malfunction which I posted earlier in the week. She was a very good sport about it.
When I see Hugh Dancy like this, I ask myself how he and Claire Danes could possibly get along. She has been smiling more, but he always is in a good mood.
Randomness of the day. Kellan Lutz and Chris Klein.
This is exactly how I would like to see Lady Gaga from here on in.
Some Law & Order for you. First Mariska and Chris relaxing on the set.
Then making out.
Then Mariska finds Wentworth Miller and then they make out. No,just kidding on the last part.
This is Lauren Storm. Apparently her hair takes that last name literally.
Mercy looks a little freaked out by the paps.
Maxwell - New York
A foot shorter. Shaggy brown hair. Hmmm.
The Queen looks like she has lost a lot of weight. She looks good.
All the other Harry Potter stars always get attention so how about some for Tom Felton.
I will say this about Teri Hatcher. She does spend a lot of time with her daughter and it seems from pictures anyway that they have a great relationship.
Mark Burnett got a star yesterday and with him were his wife Roma Downey who looks fabulous and their poor daughter who for the rest of time is going to have to see herself with the cast on her leg when she sees these photos.
Rumer looks ok here. Maybe with her it is like a lighting thing or angle thing.
Shia jogging through the streets of LA.

Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Grade Students

I am trying to remember what my 5th grade teacher looked like. As I recall she was a very nice woman but not someone I would particularly care to see naked on my television. It turns out though that the 5th grade class of an Elk Grove, California class got to see just that. No, not my 5th grade teacher. I don't even know if she is still alive. Now, my 4th grade teacher. Well, lets just say that would have been an entirely different story.

The 5th grade class at Isabelle Jackson Elementary got a DVD from their teacher at the end of the year. It was supposed to be a compilation of everything they had accomplished during the year and photos of their projects and everything else. A nice touch right? Well according to the words of one parent, "The DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.

It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch. My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'

We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'"

Apparently it was not actual sex, just Ms. Defanti enjoying her own affections so to speak. It was only about a ten second clip and Ms. Defanti says it was a horrible mixup. She is not going to be charged with a crime and probably will not be fired. I guess they believe her. I do also, but it is still something I'm sure none of those kids wanted to see and will remember for a long time.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

You know what is really sad? The fact that I care if the Brady Bunch is going to reunite on Oprah. Even more sad is that Maureen McCormick is seeing this reunion in her mind and no one else is.

Maureen, who played Marcia Brady claimed on her blog that Oprah wanted to reunite The Brady Bunch and that the only holdout was Eve Plumb who played Jan.

"All of us said yes except for one person, Eve Plumb, who used to be my best friend but now apparently wants to distance herself from the show and, most troubling, from me. I have no idea why, unless she's mad at the joke I made a few years ago that we'd had a lesbian love affair. I made the crack to be funny - and for shock value. I'm sorry if she took offense."

Well the NY Post contacted Eve's people who said Oprah has never even called them and there is no feud.

Well, wanting to dig even deeper than the Post, I called some people who said that not only has Eve not heard from Oprah, but the rest of the cast has never heard from Oprah either. You know how you can verify that? If Adrianna Curry (Peter's wife) thought she had a chance to be on Oprah she would have yelled it from the rooftops. So, I don't know if Marcia (I like to call her that) was smoking something or just had this fantasy of walking out on Oprah's stage, but the whole thing is completely in Marcia's mind. Now of course that someone has started discussing it out loud, I'm sure that would change, but this seems more of a reunion for Bonnie Hunt and not Oprah.

As for the feud. There is a huge feud. The politically correct statement I got from one person said, "we don't know the extent of the feud." See, some wiggle room. That is one hell of an agent and probably deserves a raise for that particular piece of spin.

Shauna Sand Slept With Step Son

Back in 2002, Lorenzo Lamas divorced his fourth wife Shauna Sand. Shauna is known for being a Playboy model and Michael K's obsession. Well, Star Magazine is reporting that the reason Lorenzo and Shauna got divorced is because Shauna was having sex with Lorenzo's 18 year old son. I think it is interesting that they are for sure making him 18 when the pair started having sex. Definitely don't want to accuse her of having sex with him when he was just 17. That is the way to get in trouble. They probably waited until the day he turned 18 and then just had one big party.

According to the source, Lorenzo thought Shauna was just being a great mom. Well, sure if being a great mom means having sex with your step son than she is for sure mom of the year.

"Shauna came on to A.J.," a friend of Lorenzo's tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. "It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing."

Don't you just love how Star tells you the issue is on sale today? I'm not going to buy it but you can bet I will stop by the grocery store, and find the longest line so I can read it in peace. I will then set it down and wonder again how it is that Star makes any money when everyone just reads the magazine at the checkout counter. If you go to the store a couple of times a week you can pretty much read every article in the magazine.

Lorenzo is currently shooting a reality show for E! and they say Lorenzo talks about the romance on the show. That will get people to watch. Much more juicy than any episode of Jon & Kate.