Thursday, November 23, 2017

Blind Item #4

Dear Empire actress who I loved and adored in Hidden Figures,

How many other women does your boyfriend have to get pregnant and hook up with before you finally decide to leave him? Is there a set number? Can I reach out when he hits that number? You deserve so much better.

Love & Bacon,


Happy Thanksgiving!

Blind Item #3

I was glad to see that this former A list NFL player who is meh now got dumped by the woman who stuck by him for so long through all his cheating. Now, with a reduced income and not a ton of prospects he is hooking up with this celebrity/actress/yachter in hopes of landing a reality show. He is also cheating on her.

Blind Item #2

That A lister from #1? One of her exes is making his living now by trying to be a pimp to yachters. That is a dangerous business to be in. Plus, his drug use makes him a huge liability.

Blind Item #1

You know what finally made this A list everything leave her A list husband? It was when she discovered how many checks he had written to other women to settle claims he beat them. She knew he cheated and he had even put his hands on her a couple of times, but after she saw the number of checks and the huge dollar amounts he had paid to other women, she was afraid he would kill her someday. So, she walked.

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 18, 2017

One of the reasons, besides just not thinking things through before saying something, that this B+ list actress/writer/producer went out on a limb is that the person she is defending knows a LOT of secrets about her she doesn't want revealed.

Lena Dunham

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 17, 2017

Provided he can lose the weight and grow back his hair from his current role, this foreign born A list mostly movie actor is set to be offered the most money ever paid an actor for any role if he returns to the superhero franchise he walked away from. Other names might be thrown out there, but our actor is going to be offered $50M just to show up the first day of work and could stand to make another $100M if the movie does as well as would be expected. All of that for just one movie.

Christian Bale

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 17, 2017

This A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Oscar nominee but not winner and is set to join a franchise in its next installment, is looking less likely to stay with the franchise. The studio thinks she is speaking out too much about all the men in Hollywood preying on women and want her to be quiet. Somehow, I don't think she is going to stop talking, but she will be stuck in indie hell for a few years.

Jessica Chastain

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 17, 2017

Things are tough between this three named actress not named Evan Rachel Wood or Mary Louise Parker and the cheating pond scum foreign born actor she chose to date. Apparently our actress was told by him certain things about his marriage that were not true. Our actress is sticking with the actor for now, but her public image has taken a huge toll the past few weeks and she hates being known as the other woman.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead/Ewan McGregor


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