May 5, 2015
Met Gala
I don’t think I knew this permanent A lister even drank any longer. Apparently she does because she was hammered last night. Could barely stand at times and was actually being really friendly and then started being snarky as hell about almost everyone there. It was pretty brilliant.
Madonna
why would anybody think Madge doesnt drink?
ReplyDeleteBecause she is supposedly such a health nut with a very restricted diet.
ReplyDeleteShe probably doesn't drink very much so just a little will make you look like drunk because the body is not used to it.
ReplyDeleteBut isn't Madonna always somewhat "snarky". I'm sure the inebriation only enhanced her "snark". Just don't come near her with hydrangeas.
ReplyDeleteRight, and Madonna doesn't take "prayer breaks" to do a bump now and then.
ReplyDeleteThat said, wouldn't drinking with a snarky Madonna be sort of awesome?
" That said, wouldn’t drinking with a snarky Madonna be sort of awesome? Frankly, i think i would pay for that.
ReplyDelete"That said, wouldn’t drinking with a snarky Madonna be sort of awesome?"
ReplyDeleteI would also pay to do that. She's like a gay guy in a woman's body. A really snarky gay guy. Which I absolutely adore.
I would say Madonna probably drinks since she posted a pic with her very young teenage son, who was holding a bottle of alcohol.
Stage fright.. who is that girl? Uh, she was attention seeking and frightening everyone..
ReplyDeleteI thought this was previously revealed as Cher?
ReplyDeleteI had the same thought. I'd love to overhear s tipsy, snarky Madonna.
ReplyDeleteMadonna has earned the right to be snarky. She has survived in the fame game for decades. Besides, she was surrounded by reality hacks.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, the Madonna Incarnate will snark in her affected "British" accent, left over from her days as a real "Lay-Dy"...
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