December 26, 2014
Probably not the best Christmas gift to give to a woman. This B+ list celebrity gave his A- list performer girlfriend a gift card for plastic surgery. He thought that she might want to get a certain part of her body fixed and this turned into a huge argument that has turned into a two day text and phone call battle. She did much better on the gift giving.
Nick Young/Iggy Azalea (but it looks like she ended up using it after all)
I WANT THIS GIFT!
ReplyDeleteMost women would like this, but he should have included some jewelry with it in the first place.
ReplyDeleteI would have broken Nick's nose and offered to sell him my surgery gift card!
ReplyDeleteI don't know of any woman wanting this particular "gift" given to her. Especially from a boyfriend or husband.
ReplyDelete@Annamay perleeeeze be a bollock scratching XY IRL, or sooooooooooo full of sarcasm that a multiorgasmed wide-on would have irony to the tips of your labial lips. If you are an ACTUAL woman ACTUALLY thinking and typing this, I may cry.
ReplyDeleteYeah, nothing says "I love you." quite like handing your g/f a token that says you're tired of fishing her tits out from under her armpits.
ReplyDeleteHer new nose is uuuuuuugggly. Enjoy being married to a wax figure, Nick.
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