May 19, 2015
This reality star from a long long running hit cable show about a business has been in this space before. This weekend he was at a pool party and only would have conversations with women who would show him their breasts.
Chumlee "Pawn Stars"
David FTW
ReplyDeletewhat the hell is a Chumlee?
I guess he expects people to know who he is?
ReplyDeleteWoman: Hi!
Chumlee: Show me your tits or GTFO!
Woman: FU
???
With that name I thought he was a Chink, and he is just an obese (American sized, if you will) hillbilly. If any chick showed her any skin, either they knew who he is or they were extremely easy.
ReplyDelete@Derek: I know, right? The only thing that came to my mind when I saw "Chumlee" was "Street Fighter." But that's not correct, I think.
ReplyDeleteSo did people think he was crazy by himself talking to a palm tree?
ReplyDeleteAustin Russell, a prominent employee and cast member of History Channel's Pawn Stars is nicknamed Chumlee after the Tennessee Tuxedo cartoon character Chumley !
ReplyDeleteWay to go @david!
ReplyDeletePretty soon, Chum and the rest of the PawnStars cast fame will run out and all they'll have left is their jobs at a shitty pawn shop in the Nevada desert. Wait, let me consult my friend who is an expert on public interest in reality t.v. characters...
Rick Harrison and his dad make $150,000 per episode.
ReplyDeleteRick has already used that money to make a 'Pawn Stars Plaza' at their location. Only the corner building is not a part.
I think Rick and the dad will be just fine for ever and into eternity.
this made me literally laugh out loud. the terms "star" and "hit" are used relatively loosely here
ReplyDeleteI used to watch that show years ago, but it got tedious and formulaic. The last straw was when Rick started appearing on Fox News and pontificating about what a crummy president Obama is. WTF! You're a freaking pawn broker, dude.
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