Simon Cowell once had sex with this A+ list celebrity who is very married and likes to pretend she was a virgin until she got married. It was only when Simon dumped her that she found her true love.
I still think he's gayer than Gay Gayerson. I never understand, or believe, these stories about him with women. Don't forget, his "old love" former pop singer Sinitta says they never slept together in all the years they dated.
Her true love being a mirror.. and Photoshop. However, as a slight disclaimer was made to explain some variations of actual truth from her mouth.. Beyonce has presented her fans to a new alter-ego named Sasha Fierce. The singer affirms that this new persona is the fun, more sexual and more aggressive side of her. This is however the “general public” version of the story. The esoteric meaning revealed by the symbols surrounding this new persona is much deeper: Sasha Fierce is a symbolic representation of an artist taken over by evil to obtain success.
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am”. -Beyonce
While there's little to which Bouncy's skankery wouldn't stoop, if Cowell did this it'd only be to perpetuate the myth that he's straight. Prolly went at her from behind, lest he became flaccid in the presence of boobage.
I can buy this one though. She would do it to further her career. Rita Whora before there was a Rita Whora.
ReplyDeleteIt's been done forever - the only problem with Bey is that whole pretend-virginity thing.
ReplyDeleteThese religious girls are the first to give it up. But they remain holier than thou.
ReplyDeleteCome out Virginia, don't make me wait, you Catholic girls start much too late!
ReplyDeleteI still think he's gayer than Gay Gayerson. I never understand, or believe, these stories about him with women. Don't forget, his "old love" former pop singer Sinitta says they never slept together in all the years they dated.
ReplyDeleteBS I DONT BELIEVE THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhich foreign born a list mogal was outed in a london courtroom last year?
ReplyDeleteCan't decide between this and Piano Man which is my favorite Billy Joel song.
ReplyDeleteHer true love being a mirror.. and Photoshop. However, as a slight disclaimer was made to explain some variations of actual truth from her mouth.. Beyonce has presented her fans to a new alter-ego named Sasha Fierce. The singer affirms that this new persona is the fun, more sexual and more aggressive side of her. This is however the “general public” version of the story. The esoteric meaning revealed by the symbols surrounding this new persona is much deeper: Sasha Fierce is a symbolic representation of an artist taken over by evil to obtain success.
ReplyDelete“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am”.
-Beyonce
Seems like a nice guy but I wouldn't for all the farms in Cuba (™Bob Dylan.)
ReplyDeleteOh what a shame. I used to think that these BLINDS could have a bit of truth in them but now I KNOW they are complete Bs. I don't know about Beyoncé BUT I do not SHE is, wasn't and can't be his type. If she was a young, male - preferably ***** (his 'type').
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ReplyDeleteWhile there's little to which Bouncy's skankery wouldn't stoop, if Cowell did this it'd only be to perpetuate the myth that he's straight. Prolly went at her from behind, lest he became flaccid in the presence of boobage.
ReplyDeleteBey's whole pretend virgin thing, pretend pregnancy thing, pretend marriage, pretend hair, pretend age. She's all pretend and fake.
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ReplyDeleteAre we to believe that Jay Z "waited" until the wedding night?
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