Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 6, 2014

Simon Cowell once had sex with this A+ list celebrity who is very married and likes to pretend she was a virgin until she got married. It was only when Simon dumped her that she found her true love.

Beyonce

17 comments:

sandybrook said...

I can buy this one though. She would do it to further her career. Rita Whora before there was a Rita Whora.

Kno Won Uno said...

It's been done forever - the only problem with Bey is that whole pretend-virginity thing.

sandybrook said...

These religious girls are the first to give it up. But they remain holier than thou.

AndrewBW said...

Come out Virginia, don't make me wait, you Catholic girls start much too late!

Malibuborebee said...

I still think he's gayer than Gay Gayerson. I never understand, or believe, these stories about him with women. Don't forget, his "old love" former pop singer Sinitta says they never slept together in all the years they dated.

Ortal said...

BS I DONT BELIEVE THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

longtimereader said...

Which foreign born a list mogal was outed in a london courtroom last year?

H2O said...

Can't decide between this and Piano Man which is my favorite Billy Joel song.

And-so-on.. said...

Her true love being a mirror.. and Photoshop. However, as a slight disclaimer was made to explain some variations of actual truth from her mouth.. Beyonce has presented her fans to a new alter-ego named Sasha Fierce. The singer affirms that this new persona is the fun, more sexual and more aggressive side of her. This is however the “general public” version of the story. The esoteric meaning revealed by the symbols surrounding this new persona is much deeper: Sasha Fierce is a symbolic representation of an artist taken over by evil to obtain success.

“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am”.
-Beyonce

H2O said...

Seems like a nice guy but I wouldn't for all the farms in Cuba (™Bob Dylan.)

BG Talent said...

Oh what a shame. I used to think that these BLINDS could have a bit of truth in them but now I KNOW they are complete Bs. I don't know about Beyoncé BUT I do not SHE is, wasn't and can't be his type. If she was a young, male - preferably ***** (his 'type').

Kim said...

Lies from the pit of hell

back again said...

+1000

Slang King said...

While there's little to which Bouncy's skankery wouldn't stoop, if Cowell did this it'd only be to perpetuate the myth that he's straight. Prolly went at her from behind, lest he became flaccid in the presence of boobage.

Camal19 said...

Bey's whole pretend virgin thing, pretend pregnancy thing, pretend marriage, pretend hair, pretend age. She's all pretend and fake.

Whywhywhy??? said...

ROTFLMAO

Whywhywhy??? said...

Are we to believe that Jay Z "waited" until the wedding night?

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days