August 13, 2007
This A list film actress from a top ten grossing film this year is gorgeous but dumb as rocks and also dangerous. While in a foreign country promoting one of her most recent films, this actress encountered a man who was trying to be friendly but was having a hard time making himself understood because of the noise in the room and his poor English. Our actress turned to her publicist right as the noise level dropped and said,
“Who the hell is this asshole and how come he can't speak English?”
The publicist replied, “This is ______, and he is the President of this country.”
The actress then said, “but how come he doesn't speak English? Doesn't everyone speak English?”
This actress earned over $15M in 2006 and will earn more than that this year. Great role model huh?
cameron diaz
ReplyDeletethe movie being Shrek 3 ?
ReplyDeleteshe is VERY VERY dumb. They based a whole character on her in Lost in Translation regarding how truly dumb and bitchy she can be...
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox- Transformers
ReplyDeleteBriefly A list I think
ReplyDeleteOr Heigl- knocked up. But I don't think she is unintelligent
Megan Fox made 15 million dollars filming Hope and Faith? I don't think so....
ReplyDeleteThis was already revealed / Cameron
ReplyDeleteHa- already revealed?
ReplyDeletewell, then I guess I NAILED IT.
ReplyDelete@derek
ReplyDeletecameron diaz allegedly flirted with spike jonze, sofia coppola's then husband, on the set of his film being john malkovich.
sofia is moderately talented, but ugly. she did what frustrated homely cerebral girls do - she made a caricature out of her default threat - 'the pretty dumb blonde'
spike jonze is much more talented than sofia. after lost in translation she's been trying to strike gold again and it keeps coming up short. her sister gia coppola I think has more potential and I look forward to her future works.
Awh I love Sofia---and yeah I am aware. I saw Gia's movie, Palo Alto---and I also thought it was very good...
ReplyDeletei distinctly remember this Blind AND reveal
ReplyDeleteoops.i forgot to add that this was supposedly Cameron Diaz..
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that was not an act.
ReplyDeleteYep already revealed as Cameron Diaz a while back.
ReplyDeleteDiaz's salad days are over. She got a dopey looking husband, to fit her dopey brain.
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