This B list mostly movie actress who may or may not be getting a divorce but is definitely not pregnant is hooking up with a bodyguard she hired to help her out a few times a week because of the extra paps around.
Why do I smell a planted story by Jen to make Ben jealous and to show him hes nit the only one that can boink the help? Probably not true. She has bigger aspirations than a bodyguard.
You mean the paps that she obviously calls herself every time she leaves the house? If she's feeling threatened, she should - you know - stop summoning them every few hours.
If she wants to have some fun on the side while she shops around for husband number three, no one is bothered.
I'm just sick to death of her calling the paps. She did it every day for more than a year while she was failing to sell her talk show and setting Ben up for a big settlement. She was never going to get a tv show and she was always going to get a good settlement. There was no need for her to spend all that money on paps and bore us all into a coma in the process.
aspirations don't matter when you're just looking to fuck. if he's constantly around and she feels protected by him, and she's rebounding from a divorce...yeah. not surprised it happened (assuming it's true)
Get it Jen!
ReplyDeleteForget it BEN, he'd hammer you into a pool of many regrets..
ReplyDeleteWhy do I smell a planted story by Jen to make Ben jealous and to show him hes nit the only one that can boink the help? Probably not true. She has bigger aspirations than a bodyguard.
ReplyDeleteNever f*ck the help. It leads to nowhere good.
ReplyDeleteYou mean the paps that she obviously calls herself every time she leaves the house? If she's feeling threatened, she should - you know - stop summoning them every few hours.
ReplyDeleteHe forgot about her a long time ago, that's why she's free to do what she wants. I'd bet against Ben even being capable of regrets.
ReplyDeleteSo you don't think the paps are camped outside Garner's as well as Steffani's house? What better do they have to publish for clicks?
ReplyDeleteGet it Jen. You deserve a little ping every once in awhile. ; )
ReplyDeleteRight on.
ReplyDeleteExactly!!
ReplyDelete@Kat----- Exactly.
ReplyDelete....and then Sydney fell asleep....
ReplyDeleteIf she wants to have some fun on the side while she shops around for husband number three, no one is bothered.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sick to death of her calling the paps. She did it every day for more than a year while she was failing to sell her talk show and setting Ben up for a big settlement. She was never going to get a tv show and she was always going to get a good settlement. There was no need for her to spend all that money on paps and bore us all into a coma in the process.
Saint Jen my ass.
aspirations don't matter when you're just looking to fuck. if he's constantly around and she feels protected by him, and she's rebounding from a divorce...yeah. not surprised it happened (assuming it's true)
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