Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Blind Item #7

You have to be less than half his age, and preferably still in your teens for this foreign born B+ list funnyman actor to take an interest in you or drink himself into a stupor before he is unable to perform with said teens. So, don't ever believe any hype about him dating someone age appropriate.


13 comments:

  1. Tricia1311:46 PM

    Russel Brand

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  2. I read this as Jim Carrey

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  3. will arnett

    http://www.tmz.com/2015/12/23/courteney-cox-will-arnett-dating/

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  4. back again1:02 AM

    +1-- ugh..& he crept me out BEFORE this new lil' ditty.

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  5. Malibuborebee2:07 AM

    It's hard to believe that Amy Poehler ever put up with his sleazy ass.

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  6. ellie3:54 AM

    Hasn't he been sober for awhile though?

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  7. Unemployable11:15 AM

    I don't want to live in a world where its considered inappropriate for middle-aged men to drink like fish and then fail to sexually satisfy teenage girls.

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  8. Cinabun3:14 PM

    I don't want to live in a world where it' considered inappropriate for middle-aged women to drink like fish and then fail to have a teenage boy satisfy them. Isn't it funny how changing genders in this makes it even more disgusting. :)

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  9. Cinabun3:17 PM

    And how hard is it to 'satisfy' a teenage girl? Is that why they're w/ jailbait??? Heehee

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  10. Unemployable12:59 AM

    Not disgusting at all imo, Ms. Bun. The human sexual union can be a beautiful experience provided that the parties involved are sufficiently drunk, and the proper non-disclosure contracts are agreed to, reviewed by an attorney, notorized and witnessed by an objective third party.

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  11. Cinabun1:07 AM

    Sober's better. :)

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  12. Unemployable1:51 AM

    I guess I just have old fashions notions about romance.

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  13. Snarknado5:23 PM

    So did I

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