This A+ list mostly movie actor broke the desk in his office having sex with a woman this week. Guess wearing a ring does not actually mean the marriage is back on.
Geez, i was already thinking that, yes, Affleck was a dou*****g, but, ehi, here is a reason why somehow i liked him, at least til the botox AND the tattoo, the reason is cause is a champion in bed, see, he broke a desk, but you have to come here and crush my illusions, no, the desk was Ikea, OR he was really fat.
Jennifer G is NOT a saint, Ben just makes it waaaay too easy for her to look like one. She tried to trap him. It worked. For a while. She scares me. He's just an alkie & gambling coco nut.
Must have been one of those Chinese made cheap press board desks!
ReplyDeleteMost well made desks can handle the weight of two people.
Now how would y know that David::)*wink wink
ReplyDeletethe office is the only place to get away from minivan-incarnates like jennifer garner
ReplyDeleteTime for a diet Ben
ReplyDeleteit was a children desk or Benny is really a fat ass XD
ReplyDeleteIKEA
ReplyDeleteGeez, i was already thinking that, yes, Affleck was a dou*****g, but, ehi, here is a reason why somehow i liked him, at least til the botox AND the tattoo, the reason is cause is a champion in bed, see, he broke a desk, but you have to come here and crush my illusions, no, the desk was Ikea, OR he was really fat.
ReplyDeleteI hate all of you. :)
Broke a desk? Was he banging Rebel Wilson?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's more energetic than he looks.
ReplyDeleteHe had to be doing some serious humping for that to happen. I ain't mad at them.
ReplyDeleteAnd now let's play blame the victim.
ReplyDeleteWhat victim?
ReplyDelete@malibuborebee
ReplyDelete+100000
@H2O
found another minivan
@tapioca
ReplyDeletegotta admit...it definitely looks like he's put on 'breakup weight' and his face looks a bit waxy (botox)
Holy chubbychaser, Batman! It seems the combined weight of you and your THOT is exceeding the maximum load of your authentic Chinese pressboard desk!
ReplyDeleteJennifer G is NOT a saint, Ben just makes it waaaay too easy for her to look like one. She tried to trap him. It worked. For a while. She scares me. He's just an alkie & gambling coco nut.
ReplyDeleteAt least Rebel Wilson has x10 more personality than his own stepford wife.
ReplyDeleteExactly. She was chasing Ben hard whilst being married to Scott Foley.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused... what does press board have to do with the Chinese? IKEA is Swedish....
ReplyDeleteI know bc I go there to eat the Swedish meatballs and cheap food.
ReplyDelete::)*wink wink right back at you, Tricia13!
ReplyDeleteI didn't think of that.
LOL!