October 19, 2015
This actor is B+ list. He has a franchise and was in one of those book to movie tear jerkers. He also can’t seem to hold his booze. Our actor was wasted at an event and stumbling down steps and over people and was basically forced to even crawl at one point.
Ansel Elgort
Give him time, he just turned 21 this year and has a lot of catching up to do.
ReplyDeleteLearning to drink alcohol training wheels
ReplyDeleteB+??? No friggin' way.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he need a book like: Boozing for Dummies: How to drink like a fish.
ReplyDelete+ all the pluses
ReplyDeleteSounds like a made-up name.
ReplyDeleteThat book is a rip-off. I read it cover to cover and it did me no good at all. The author promised it would make me Senator from Massachusetts!
ReplyDeleteSteve Harvey read it and now he's the most famous man in the entire Universe!
ReplyDeleteUnlike any of the above....
ReplyDeleteHe is Arthur Elgort's son,the fashion photographer
ReplyDeleteHa! He's been demoted from comedian to punchline. (And you, my friend, have been promoted to comedian.)
ReplyDelete