Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Today's Blind Items - Dunzo

No one was quite sure why this foreign born, B list mostly movie actress who has been in multiple big movie franchises married her husband. It was a rush job. She was rebounding and wanted to show her ex that she could find someone after she found him in bed with another woman. Our actress hooked up with a guy she knew forever and convinced him it was love. Honestly, even with what I know about her I understand why the guy didn't say no. I am ok with him saying yes. It might have worked out and he is not going to have to cough up anything if they get divorced. There is just one small problem. A tiny one really. No, she is not pregnant. She is far too into herself to ever let that happen. The thing is that she wants to get divorced but her boyfriend doesn't want her to. See, she thinks if she gets divorced then she can start hanging out in public with this foreign born former A list singer turned B lister more known for who he married. He is finally turning the whole PR thing around and doesn't want anything to interfere with that. Plus, he loves having people think he is single. He spends as much time with other people as possible and is enjoying the single life. If he shows up in public with the actress all of that will be gone. Plus, she is not always the most reliable when it comes to making public statements and might let it slip that she was married when they started hooking up and may have even hooked up a few times while he was married. With her still involved in a marriage at least as far as the public sees, it gives him a lot of alone time with others which he loves. He is in no rush for her to announce she is getting divorced because then he would have to put up or shut up.


41 comments:

  1. MontanaMarriott2:13 AM

    Zoe S

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  2. MontanaMarriott2:13 AM

    D'OH she's not foreign born, NEVERMIND lol

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  3. Tricia132:13 AM

    Seal and...

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  4. MontanaMarriott2:15 AM

    But Gavin Rossdale for former A to B

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  5. Tricia132:20 AM

    I'm gonna guess Alice Eve and Seal-
    Maybe Rossdale but I think band would be mentioned

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  6. sandybrook2:21 AM

    Tossing out one because I need a translation into proper grammar
    Penelope Cruz--Enrique Iglesias

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  7. mariaj2:24 AM

    No idea about who these two could be, but i would say GREAT premises for a great and honest love story to come

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  8. Rachel Weisz as the actress

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  9. and Darren Aronofsky as her ex she caught in bed with natalie portman

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  10. Maybe Lenny Kravitz as the singer

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  11. My first thought was Kate Beckinsale but I'm trying to make the rest fit

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  12. Groaning2:44 AM

    I keep thinking of Chris Martin as the singer. For the actress, I have no idea.

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  13. Cameron Diaz.

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  14. Dammit, not foreign born.

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  15. Okay. Let me see if I've got this right:

    A foreign born mediocre actress marries some loser without money after the guy she really liked cheated on her.

    She's currently still married, but dating Gavin Rossdale. Gavin is sneaking around on her and hoping that she doesn't announce her impending divorce for a good long while.

    Is this correct?

    So far none of the guesses for the actress fit. Rachel and Penelope both married someone with a job. Can't be Seal who is famous for his own work.

    Just trying to get a mental grasp of what is being said.

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  16. How about Natalie Portman as the foreign born actress?

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  17. So, I'm sure this will be a duplicate since comments are coming and then disappearing, but I'm going to guess that Natalie Portman wants to dump her rebound ballerina hubs for Gavin Rossdale.

    Gavin is enjoying being single and enjoying his extracurricular activities, so is trying to avoid that situation.

    Does this work?

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  18. Tricia133:25 AM

    I guessed Alive Eve who actually fits insofar as she married her "high school sweetheart(that old line) last year who is a non celeb and is /was in 2 franchises...Star Trek, and Men In Black. I think Eve/Rossdale works...?But Portman interesting guess too...

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  19. Scrooge3:25 AM

    Chris Martin for singer

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  20. Scrooge3:29 AM

    Natalie Portman because wasn't the baby daron aranofsky anyway.
    Maybe portman and Ryan Adams

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  21. Scrooge3:30 AM

    Natalie Portman because wasn't the baby daron aranofsky anyway.
    Maybe portman and Ryan Adams....

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  22. Ah!! Alice Eve a great guess!!! Completely fits.

    Good thought with Chris Martin as well.

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  23. c'mon now4:04 AM

    just found out recently that alice eve's eyeballs are two different colors

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  24. Nikki reed?

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  25. c'mon now4:05 AM

    one blue, one green. freaky but cool.

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  26. I like trivia @c'mon now- so I think it's cool!
    She's an icy one that girl, can see her fitting.

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  27. hollah5:21 AM

    if nikki reed is foreign born then i like this answer best. because i don't get her marriage.

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  28. Quiet Riot5:59 AM

    There is a story about Lily Allen and her husband going kaput, maybe she has someone who would rather see her stay right where she is.

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  29. back again6:45 AM

    @c'mon now, so are Kate Bosworth's!

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  30. Natalie had a baby. She was pregnant the year she won the Oscar for Black Swan.

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  31. back again7:21 AM

    and Rachel Weisz has a son with Darren Aranofsky...

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  32. back again7:48 AM

    @ Tricia,i like your guess with Alice Eve(her ex being Adam O'Riordan) and I guess Rossdale would fit with his PR turning around from his Nannygate Scandal..(i just don't picture them together i guess).
    Chris Martin--no bad PR really except he was/is pu**ywhipped..
    Ryan Adams--no bad PR really
    Lenny Kravitz--no bad PR
    Also,i thought they meant ex getting caught in bed as an ex hubby at first.

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  33. Little dog7:52 AM

    FYI: Seal is currently in Sydney, Australia schtooping Erica Baxter, otherwise known as the former Mrs Mr Mariah Carey, James Packer.

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  34. Tricia138:08 AM

    Thanks @Cobe! So I am pretty sure it's Alice Eve/her Ex BF of years Adam O'Riordan who is a poet she met at Oxford and/ hubby Alex Cowper- Smith her HIgh school BF she has "known forever " who is wealthy and she got engaged to a year after she broke with ORiordan. The harder part is the guy- Rossdale works but is still married - this sounds ,Ike someone divorced a while(in contrast to Alice); so,I'll stick with Seal and Eve(though Rossdale works .

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  35. Tricia138:10 AM

    Yep- He has been with her a while but she was also with Orlando Bloom a minute so I think she plays the limelight a bit.Dunno....

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  36. Tricia138:15 AM

    Hey @ BA:) just saw this after I posted about her her sordid past down thread...lol. Yes her and her Poet ex ORiordan /hubby is Alex Cowper Smith her long ago BF forever friend. Rossdale must be the dude but agree it seems off(he still married, right?) and ---- he's not A B list singer? He has a former A list band that now is maybe recording again? Hey- it's Enty though....

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  37. Scrooge10:49 AM

    Kate beckinsale was with Michael sheen who was a dog to her.
    She dumped hi for their director len Wiseman after filming ended and has tried to run off every girlfriend sheen the peen has had since
    Going with Gavin for the musician

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  38. Snarknado2:47 PM

    The blind also implies she is childless because she is too into herself.

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  39. Kate Beckinsale only has 1 franchise and has children .This is a multi franchised actress who hasn't any kids because she's too selfish - that's how I interpreted it.
    Does Alice Eve have any kids? If not than definite vote for her and Gavin

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  40. Tricia1310:35 PM

    Hey @Mia- no.....Alice Eve does not have any children:)

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  41. I really don't think this is Gavin R. He was maybe A-list for five minutes, his band really only had one big record and that was 20 years ago, so don't think it's him. I am leaning more towards Chris M. also, but cannot figure out who the actress could be....

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