This former A-/B+ list singer turned reality star turned cheater/movie actress turned celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity saw a photo of herself in jeans on a Monday and was getting lipo done on Thursday. She is freakish about always wanting a thigh gap.
jessica simpson
ReplyDeleteThat description eliminates 99.9% of everybody else.
ReplyDeleteChasing perfection, love it. Staying on top of her game. Still a dime
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who hates my thigh gap? :-)
ReplyDeleteI've been thin for 99% of my life.
Christina Aguilera and Simpson both seem to fit.
ReplyDeleteHas Christina acted? Neither of them are thin enough to have a thigh gap that looks even remotely natural, what a terrible idea
ReplyDeleteChristina was in Burlesque with Cher.
ReplyDeleteI am going to go with LeeAnn Rimes.
ReplyDeleteI've never had one, but I've gotta be honest...I've always thought they were kinda gross and state very strongly that one is underweight.
ReplyDeleteThis sou D's like Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDelete"Cheater/movie actress" does seem to imply Jessica.
ReplyDeleteohhhh so that explains those crotch shot photos. He was measuring mom and wife's thigh gaps.
ReplyDeleteShe has been in Get Him to the Greek, Entourage (TV), Burlesque, Pitch Perfect 2, & Nashville...
ReplyDeleteWhen women are this vain, I worry about the impact it has on their children (especially daughters). It can't be healthy for a child to be around someone obsessed with their looks to such an unhealthy degree.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Jessica Simpson she's even dumber than we thought. What's the point of having a thigh gap when you have clydsedale calves and steinway kankles? She has the ugliest legs I've ever seen - Shrek looks better in a miniskirt...
ReplyDeleteNope, I'm in, too. Only time it ever remotely left was when I was pregnant. Two months later - bam! - it was back. :-(
ReplyDeleteI guess if one was okay with a sloppy alcohol, pill-popping thigh gap wanting can't speak b/c she's so f'ed up female, then, hey, she's your gal.
ReplyDeleteHa! +1
ReplyDeletetwo words Sexual Napalm
ReplyDeleteMayer, is that you??? ☺
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