Can't wait to see if this foreign born A list celebrity in her country and unknown here decides to dump her boyfriend and accept the money from this A+ list mostly movie actor to be his date to the Academy Awards and his girlfriend for a few months.
are there less takers? thirty years old is ancient for him, plus she's unknown in the US and doesnt seem to have talent outside of the US that would even be rungs down from leo.
OMG! Lola, are you a celebrity? Are you in the illuminati? What does Satan look like? Is he tall? Is David Hasselhoff a good kisser? Is Tom Cruise really only 4'9"? Have you ever been raped by Rihanna? If Lee Marvin and James Coburn had a fight who would win? You can trust me, I'll keep it just between us, I promise.
Lee Marvin's face measures like over 13 1/2 inches from forehead to chin tor some shit...just some trivia...so I think he could whip Coburn ...whip him with his face...
leo and
ReplyDeleteLeo DiCaprio/Lara Whittier
ReplyDeleteLeo and ????
ReplyDeletelaura whitmore
ReplyDeleteLara whitmire
ReplyDeleteLaura Whitmore
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/who-can-capture-leonardo-dicaprio-7383907
http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/celebrity/2016/02/16/leonardo-dicaprio-and-laura-whitmore-dating-and-relationship-news-and-rumours
ReplyDeleteshe's really not A list here! C at best
ReplyDeleteLaura Whitmore and Leo
ReplyDeleteand yeah she isnt A list, she was on MTV and hosts Red Carpets.....
ReplyDeleteshe's at all the parties I go to and I'm a complete nonentity :)
ReplyDeleteShe has a much more masculine jawline and chin than Leo - maybe that's the attraction?
ReplyDeleteSo I guess he and his Academy Award CGI bear are really really over? No part two, before they met.. to follow?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone really care about Leo's love life any more? It's all a dreadful bore.
ReplyDeleteWell you would! As long as you didn't think it was anything real, and just enjoyed being along for the ride, why not?
ReplyDeletedamn, the quality of beards is really dropping.
ReplyDeleteare there less takers? thirty years old is ancient for him, plus she's unknown in the US and doesnt seem to have talent outside of the US that would even be rungs down from leo.
its odd.
OMG! Lola, are you a celebrity? Are you in the illuminati? What does Satan look like? Is he tall? Is David Hasselhoff a good kisser? Is Tom Cruise really only 4'9"? Have you ever been raped by Rihanna? If Lee Marvin and James Coburn had a fight who would win? You can trust me, I'll keep it just between us, I promise.
ReplyDeleteAll women do. Leo was practically born with Low-T. Now that he's in his forties he's pretty much got No-T. His vagina has a vagina of its own.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's tired of paying model-beard prices and wants a cheaper option. This one's a C-lister tv "hostess" and can't be charging much.
ReplyDeleteBest laugh all day thanks *mwah* ☺
ReplyDeleteLee Marvin's face measures like over 13 1/2 inches from forehead to chin tor some shit...just some trivia...so I think he could whip Coburn ...whip him with his face...
ReplyDelete+1 plus pluses for all the other times Unemployable has made us laugh!
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