This former A list celebrity turned reality star turned danger to herself and others was selling herself and making porn tapes up until two days before the birth of her baby.
I hope that wasn't full-on porn she was doing because I've read that penetration is NOT safe for the baby after the fifth month or so. In fact, I'm guessing that intercourse might be impossible without inflicting brain damage on the baby. Say it ain't so.
Don't know if you go to Dlisted, but today, they posted about this guy on Etsy who sells artwork where he places a pancake with syrup on celebrities. Dlisted has his portrait of Justin Bieber with syrup running down his chest and a pancake balanced on his boner. In the comments section, someone posted one that this guy had done of Obama with pancakes and syrup on top of his head.
Well, you're wrong. Not only is sex perfectly safe throughout pregnancy, but it's encouraged at the end because sperm can soften the cervix. Maybe you should take a high school science class and learn about a woman's body so you'll know what to do if you ever get to touch one.
Wow. You have no idea what you're talking about..... You should really check up on outlandish details BEFORE you post them in a public forum. You look like an idiot.
What has happened to that poor baby? Does she even know who the father is? Rumor is he (Mr. Unknown) is trying to get custody. Hope he does. What kind of life will she have? So sad in so many ways.
Please say you are 11 & no one has had "the talk" w/ you yet. Some women find it's not comfortable in late pregnancy (esp w/ certain positions) but it's recommended by most doctors. And yes, it's a great way to induce labor, as well as, er, other acts I won't detail here. :-) Really, Biology 101 dude. You desperately need it. You do know about the 'button' too right? No, not the one on the remote...*sigh*
Enty there's a huge market for pregnant woman porn. Don't know about pregnant hos but I imagine the same ppl watching those porns want to do it too.
ReplyDeleteI hope that wasn't full-on porn she was doing because I've read that penetration is NOT safe for the baby after the fifth month or so. In fact, I'm guessing that intercourse might be impossible without inflicting brain damage on the baby. Say it ain't so.
ReplyDeleteWhat a complete load of bollocks. Unless you have a 14 inch penis made of sharpened steel it won't have any affect I the baby whatsoever.
ReplyDelete@nick
ReplyDeleteYou can't damage something that wasn't there in the first place.
Don't know if you go to Dlisted, but today, they posted about this guy on Etsy who sells artwork where he places a pancake with syrup on celebrities. Dlisted has his portrait of Justin Bieber with syrup running down his chest and a pancake balanced on his boner. In the comments section, someone posted one that this guy had done of Obama with pancakes and syrup on top of his head.
ReplyDeleteThere's a market for everything, lol!
No baby? Haven't heard that before. Hmmm....
ReplyDeleteThe freakier the better :D
ReplyDeleteSex is a good way to induce labor. Intercourse won't damage a baby at all.
ReplyDeletePiffle. In no way true.
ReplyDeleteWell, you're wrong. Not only is sex perfectly safe throughout pregnancy, but it's encouraged at the end because sperm can soften the cervix. Maybe you should take a high school science class and learn about a woman's body so you'll know what to do if you ever get to touch one.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't so. Moron.
ReplyDeleteAfter slogging through the blinds, I found that Derek had mentioned this already! Got to give him credit. This is what I get for missing a day, lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing your wife/GF told you that so she wouldn't have to have sex with you anymore.
ReplyDeleteWow. You have no idea what you're talking about.....
ReplyDeleteYou should really check up on outlandish details BEFORE you post them in a public forum. You look like an idiot.
Hard to find people with that kind of work ethic nowadays!
ReplyDelete@ Squirrel: In that case I had better make a note of that. Thanks for the heads up.
ReplyDeleteI don't like to brag but my peener is so big that when I went swimming in the ocean it ran aground on the beach and had to be tugged off!
ReplyDeleteNASA used to classify my weiner as a near Earth object but they upgraded it to planetary status when a small moon was discovered behind it.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta hire a team of Sherpas to get to the top of it safely.
ReplyDeleteWhat has happened to that poor baby? Does she even know who the father is? Rumor is he (Mr. Unknown) is trying to get custody. Hope he does. What kind of life will she have? So sad in so many ways.
ReplyDeleteBack in the days before she was famous, she was on several of the sugardaddy sites, so selling herself is nothing new for her.
ReplyDeleteNick below this might wish he missed today :(
ReplyDeletelol Mr. Hammaconda
ReplyDeleteI think most of us read Dlist. That's how I found this site in the first place.
ReplyDeleteIt's Tila Tequila's baby. Of course it's going to be brain damaged.
ReplyDeleteThanks Squirrel, consider me warned.
ReplyDeleteWould Seth be interested...?
ReplyDeleteDo you know Donald? Lol
ReplyDeleteAnd what's your #?
J/k...happily married
Please say you are 11 & no one has had "the talk" w/ you yet.
ReplyDeleteSome women find it's not comfortable in late pregnancy (esp w/ certain positions) but it's recommended by most doctors.
And yes, it's a great way to induce labor, as well as, er, other acts I won't detail here. :-)
Really, Biology 101 dude. You desperately need it. You do know about the 'button' too right? No, not the one on the remote...*sigh*