Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Blind Item #3

This former A+ list rapper with a name that looks like it could be German has a boyfriend. The deeply closeted rapper says the guy is a bodyguard, but bodyguards don't usually share their employer's bed. Heidi Klum excepted.


27 comments:

  1. Derek Harvey12:03 AM

    swizz beatz?

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  2. sandybrook12:03 AM

    Beanie Sigel?

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  3. Derek's Hotpants12:11 AM

    MC Derek Von Nailed Ich

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  4. Zilla112:18 AM

    ::snort::

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  5. Snookiemonster12:18 AM

    Kanye West

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  6. Closeted but never A+

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  7. Macklemore? Don't know if that sounds German or not....

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  8. Elle B1:00 AM

    ja rule

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  9. MC. Bratwurst? ;) Sorry, I could not resist.

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  10. Accounts Receivable

    Derek's Hotpants owe one new keyboard and screen

    Reason: nose projectile coffee

    Thank you,
    The Management

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  11. Airhead1:16 AM

    Machine-gun Kelly lol they have machine guns in germany

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  12. Ann R. Key1:42 AM

    LOL!

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  13. kanye west sounds as seig heil......almost....

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  14. more scottish-french (mac- la- more)......

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  15. Esel.......

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  16. sandybrook2:35 AM

    I prefer this one over mine.

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  17. Zilla12:47 AM

    Jawohl does sound like it would be a good rap handle.

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  18. HA, you're right.

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  19. Nothistime3:10 AM

    YOU Derek trolls are cracking me up!!!

    Also, Derek I am impressed how you are keeping cool. Makes me like you more.

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  20. Derek's Thong3:17 AM

    I'M DYING HERE.

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  21. Addison DeWitt3:21 AM

    Don't be fooled about Derek. He's a vicious weasel. Ask about how he treated Tricia.

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  22. longtimereader3:28 AM

    The one married to closet case alica keys? now that would make sense.

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  23. Is That Derek Peeping In My Window?4:03 AM

    Post of the month.

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  24. macaroniandcheese4:05 AM

    Mos Def?

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  25. Derek's Fragile Ego4:38 AM

    Derek keeping cool? You must be new here

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  26. @longtimereader

    alicia keys & swizz are both gay, its a double bearding. alicia has a longterm gf. they wanted a baby and hetero image.

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  27. mercat1:31 AM

    Eminem

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