October 17, 2015
I never saw this one coming. This permanent A list super model, who likes to pretend she is innocent and a goody goody just was wasted and reeked of pot the other night while out with her celebrity boyfriend. I just assumed with all the sobriety issues with those close to her she abstained.
Christie Brinkley/John Mellencamp
...and how does she resist the urge to eat with THC in her system?
ReplyDeleteThings aren't always what they seem. When you're an adult, you won't be as blindsided as you are now, Enty.
ReplyDeleteShe's old as fuck, let her live a little.
ReplyDeletereeked of pot??? *GASP* how shocking..... -_-
ReplyDeleteMy pearls are firmly clutched, lemme tell ya....
ReplyDeleteNAILED IT.
ReplyDeleteNailed it.
ReplyDeleteOh, what I'd give to have the secret to that...
ReplyDeleteEnd pot shaming now...bang the gong..get it on....
ReplyDeleteShe's not old as fuck. She's 60.
ReplyDeleteComm'on.
Better to run around town stoned with your bf, than sit at home alone knitting.
ReplyDeleteFind a decent dispensary with a knowledgeable staff. They'll recommend a non-munchie-provoking strain. They exist.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, slender stoners.
I told you guys years ago, she used to get monstrously shitfaced with Billy Joel. They were in a dive eatery on the Vineyard (as divey as they get there). She was hammered, bouncing off the walls, screeching, howling - just un-fucking-real. Joel was obviously embarrassed and sat there in a booth while she made a scene all over the place. He was wasted too but able to maintain.
ReplyDeletePlus, she's as dumb as a box of hammers. Seriously.