#1- The most strung out in need of rehab desperately and I came to the Met gala blitzed out of my mind goes to this B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring.
#2- The person who won't be invited back aka Anna was ticked off goes to this A- list singer wannabe actress.
#3 - I'm not sure how anything is even real on this A+ list reality star any longer. All that makeup she wears definitely hid the scars from the recent work done to her face.
#4 - The theme of the night certainly made it much easier to hide the track marks for this foreign born now solo singer.
#5- The most interesting place to hide your coke award goes to this Academy Award winner/nominee who also sings. Or should it be the singer who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Either way, the top of the prop he brought was the perfect hiding place.
2. Gaga
ReplyDelete3. Kim K
ReplyDelete4. Zayn Malick
5. Jared Leto
ReplyDelete1. Was Kate H there?
ReplyDelete1. Zoe Kravitz
ReplyDelete4. Zayne M
ReplyDeleteYa, that cane.
ReplyDelete1Kate Hudson
ReplyDelete2Gaga
3KTrash
4Zayn
5Jordan Catalano
1. dakota johnson
ReplyDelete#1 Lily Rose Depp #3 Kim K #4 Zayn Malik
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson did not look strung-out. She looked very healthy.
ReplyDeleteI am surprised there hasn't been anything about Rob Pattinson. He looked like crap.
ReplyDeleteshe looks off to me
ReplyDeleteand Miles Teller looks like a coke fiend--all sweaty
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1. Dakota Johnson was there but she doesn't look strung out either. Maybe Zoe Kravitz
ReplyDelete4. WTF with those sleeves?
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I wasn't nearby when these people were strolling the carpet.
Well, yeah....but he started out crappy looking, so it's tough to tell if he looks worse or not. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI was amused that Gaga & Madge wore very similar looks.
ReplyDelete1. Dakota Johnson?
ReplyDelete2. Gaga
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4. Zayn
5. Leto
1. Dakota Johnson
ReplyDelete2. Selena. But I don't get the "aka Anna" part
3. Kim K
4. Zayn
5. Jared Leto. The cane he had probably unscrewed
I think it meant they won't be invited back because they pissed off Anna Wintour
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ReplyDeleteI hope #1 is not Dakota (I hate all the drug related blinds). She looked great last night. I have no connection to fashion but it annoys me Anna has so much power. I guess she is responsible for the increased fundraising for the Met.
ReplyDeleteThis was my guess too. That or the Baldwin girl w/the man-face.
ReplyDelete#2 is Rita Ora, probably. Wannabe actress fits her more. Gaga wore a GG, even if she didn't deserve it.
ReplyDeletePatz and twigs= fug and ugh.
ReplyDelete1. Zoe Kravitz
ReplyDeleteIf not her then the creepy little Depp girl.
Not Dakota. Not Kate. They were both lucid and standing upright throughout the evening, both looked healthy. Zoe and Lily Rose, on the other hand, not so much.
1 I think is Lily Depp. Kate H looked gorgeous and healthy.
ReplyDeleteI love that you called him Jordan Catalano!
ReplyDelete#1 may or may not be Kate Hudson but my first thought when I saw her was that she looked sickly. She may have been going for "dewy" and ended up with "greasy and tired" I don't know.
ReplyDeleteI agree with KTrash for #3. Her face seems to morph with each new Daily Mail offering. Addicted to plastic surgery and soon to be a cartoon with nothing upstairs to make up for it.
ReplyDeleteVery true.
ReplyDelete4 makes no sense. Whatever the theme, all the guys would be wearing tuxedos, so the track marks would be hidden anyway. Is there a female who is making a solo career?
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