This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor caught a major break. He was passed out drunk in his car behind a Hollywood 99 cent store. The cop recognized him and gave him a break. Then got him a cab to take him home.
Jack never drives himself anymore. I don't know if he can't or simply doesn't but unless his driver was with him, it wasn't Jack.
That said, I have no idea. I doubt it was Affleck, I thought he was being more careful since the blowup/divorce. I don't know, he's a drunk so I suppose it could always be him.
This blind could be about a million celebrities in LA. I am sure all of them have passed out in their car behind some business in their lifetime. From Johnny Mack Brown to Jeremy Renner. Life's more fun out there! If that happened here in NYC, you would never wake up. Someone would stick a knife in your chest, throw you in a Dumpster, steal everything on you and your car. If you weren't dead with the knife wound, you'd be crushed to death by the garbage truck. Then you'd end up a front page headline in The New York Post. Famous Actor Found In Landfill!
Please don't email me telling me I'm sick. I know already.
I think permanent A+ lister is a clue. How many 70+ actors like Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Harrison Ford or Robert De Niro are still driving around alone at night? It has to be a younger actor. How about these actors: Bill Murray or Bruce Willis? Aren't they permanent A+?
I fucking love the dollar store for certain items, but I draw the line at anything edible. The one near WeHo does have a selection of wine & beer. The wine is more than a dollar though.
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ReplyDeleteOr Jack Nicolson of course
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson
ReplyDeleteJack
ReplyDeleteI wonder if 99 cent stores in Hollywood sell Thunderbird or B'ali Hai?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Jacky boy because Ben will hopefully never be A+!
ReplyDeleteHe is in Australia---maybe Sean Penn
ReplyDelete@Kym to tell ya the truth- he will likely never be perm. A. I quite like him as a director though I must say. Argo was amazing.
ReplyDeleteHuge indicator of how fine is that wine? Screwcap top, of course!
ReplyDeleteof course, corkscrew's are so uncomfortable to carry around in a pocket
ReplyDeleteMichael Caine. Why not?
ReplyDeleteJack never drives himself anymore. I don't know if he can't or simply doesn't but unless his driver was with him, it wasn't Jack.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I have no idea. I doubt it was Affleck, I thought he was being more careful since the blowup/divorce. I don't know, he's a drunk so I suppose it could always be him.
Hey derek. Where u been?
ReplyDeleteThis blind could be about a million celebrities in LA. I am sure all of them have passed out in their car behind some business in their lifetime. From Johnny Mack Brown to Jeremy Renner. Life's more fun out there! If that happened here in NYC, you would never wake up. Someone would stick a knife in your chest, throw you in a Dumpster, steal everything on you and your car. If you weren't dead with the knife wound, you'd be crushed to death by the garbage truck. Then you'd end up a front page headline in The New York Post. Famous Actor Found In Landfill!
ReplyDeletePlease don't email me telling me I'm sick. I know already.
I think permanent A+ lister is a clue. How many 70+ actors like Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Harrison Ford or Robert De Niro are still driving around alone at night? It has to be a younger actor. How about these actors: Bill Murray or Bruce Willis? Aren't they permanent A+?
ReplyDeleteI fucking love the dollar store for certain items, but I draw the line at anything edible. The one near WeHo does have a selection of wine & beer. The wine is more than a dollar though.
ReplyDeleteCops do this every day for rich and famous people.
ReplyDeleteOak Leaf? $3 Chuck? Natty Light and Keystone?
ReplyDeleteYou're not sick, you're right.
ReplyDeleteSean Penn. He looks like a sloppy lush.
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