Friday, July 01, 2016

Four For Friday - Empire Of Sin

If you are in Canada or just eating some poutine for lunch while you watch lacrosse, I want to wish you a happy Canada Day. On Monday is the 4th of July and people in both countries will be traveling and drinking and setting off explosive devices. Be safe and have fun. Monday is Reveal Day. I'm hoping it will be the best ever. I'm going to fire up the BBQ early so will get the first reveal out about 9am and then go every fifteen minutes until I pass out drunk. I love holidays.

What do you do if your business starts losing a ton of money and there is no end in sight? If you are this very part-time reality star/celebrity you start cranking back up the family business. The old family business. You might as well. It is how you met your ex-wife and your soon to be wife. It is even easier now to make money in it because your celebrity offspring attracts exactly the right person to bring in the money. Young, barely relevant celebrities and models looking to make extra money. With the help of the offspring there are so many people wanting to join the business that you can pick and choose only the very best. There are just so many women. Literally hundreds that want to join in. The supply far exceeds the demand and you don't want prices to go down, plus you want to be able to do something with all the extra women that are gorgeous but just not the very best. What do you do? You get your ex and your future wife out traveling the world taking meetings with very wealthy men who don't go yachting or live in the Middle East. You bring a few samples for the men and they introduce your emissaries to their friends who are also wealthy but also don't travel. Soon, you have corners of the world where 10-20 men can come together for a weekend or a week at a resort closer to their homes and fly in the women. The money is just rolling in right now.


17 comments:

  1. Elle B3:17 AM

    Mohamed Hadid

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  2. Tricia133:18 AM

    Mohammed Had it/Yolanda/Gigi and Bella

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  3. Sunny11093:19 AM

    Mohamed hadid

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  4. StewMcG3:19 AM

    Mohamed Hadid

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  5. Tricia133:19 AM

    *Hadid/pimping

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  6. sandybrook3:20 AM

    I dunno--Muhammad Hadid mebbe?? :D

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  7. longtimereader3:27 AM

    Bella yup but gigi? makes money on her own and supposedly not interested in men. Yes, this sounds like mo hadid.

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  8. Frufra3:28 AM

    Donald Trump.

    Just kidding. Sorta.

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  9. Hot Cola3:49 AM

    Wow just wow.

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  10. hothotheat4:09 AM

    I pay no attention to the two Hadid's so what kind business was his family into?

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  11. naturally4:20 AM

    sex trafficking, apparently.

    it's the internet age. why dont people upload and ruin people's lives just for the lulz, let alone the justice?

    why dont celebrities get hacked DAILY? it blows my mind the juice that could be unlocked. these people are genuine idiots.....lets fuck with them.

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  12. Wow. Something in between the lines of the VF article is why it got killed? Bani-esque blinds all weekend please!

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  13. Hot Cola5:37 AM

    +1 creeps dereve to be exposed,
    Phedos shouls suffer public humiliation & ruin.

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  14. Wendy6:21 AM

    It doesn't say those two are barely relevant, it's saying they attract young, barely relevant celebrities and models for him.

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  15. Studio546:25 AM

    I guess Yolanda's "new job" doesn't flare up her "lyme's disease."

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  16. blahblah8:11 AM

    I don't see the problem. Aren't the Hadid girls of age? It sounds lucrative. Shit, we all do it for free, and not always with the upper echelon. Git that money Mohammed

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