Saturday, August 13, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #8

June 16, 2016

This A- list mostly television actor/nightly band member had sex with a woman last week and proudly told her after the act was over that she was the third woman he had been with that day. He then pulled open a drawer of panties and asked her if she would be willing to donate to the collection.

Fred Armisen


32 comments:

  1. Rocky4:03 AM

    Wow...didn't know he liked girls.

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  2. Zila14:15 AM

    He doesn't like women. He just likes having sex with them. Other than that, he has no regard for them as people.

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  3. glly-yo4:22 AM

    Ew what does he do with the panties?

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  4. Like "Look Mommy I ate my peas!"

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  5. He looks like he's missing chromosomes

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  6. Sarah4:28 AM

    He is not attractive or funny. Don't get it:/

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  7. Guesser4:35 AM

    Eww. Just eww. How much did he pay them? Or is this a plant to make him look straight?

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  8. alice4:43 AM

    Gross. He's a collector like many men in showbiz they become actors to get pussy, otherwise if he were a 9-5 blue collar he'd be lucky to be noticed.
    How on earth is he an A-? seriously, he cannot open a movie or headline a show, not even costarring, He's the eternal lesser than supporting character , funny looking, gross guy whatever project he's in.

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  9. LOL, that's what fame chasers get for sleeping with Fred Armisen! (There's no other conceivable reason someone would sleep with him.)

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  10. Zilla14:48 AM

    I found him hilarious on SNL, one of the last actually funny talents from that show. As a person, that's a different story.

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  11. lilphantomravioli5:28 AM

    I mean, I don't care for him but he's got 2 shows currently on air in addition to the music gigs and what at least *feels* like frequent guesting on every other comedy. Portlandia, a sketch show with a rabid following in which he is one of 2 lead, has been on for about 5 yrs now. The (by all accounts on public record creepy and manipulative) can't be accused of not putting in work.

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  12. lilphantomravioli5:30 AM

    I mean, I don't care for him but he's got 2 shows currently on air in addition to the music gigs and what at least *feels* like frequent guesting on every other comedy. Portlandia, a sketch show with a rabid following in which he is one of 2 leads, has been on for about 5 yrs now. The (by all accounts on public record creepy and manipulative) dude can't be accused of not putting in work.

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  13. kissy6:02 AM

    @Zila

    Can tell you right now, this man 100% reminds me of Jax on vanderpump rules.

    he can have sex with women, he pretends to like it, he brags about it, he treats women like crap.

    but. he is.....are you ready...?

    CLOSETED! GAY! LIKKE DAH DIQUE!

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  14. bad sparkle6:07 AM

    I have heard this several times. no, way more than several actually (whispers that he's gay and tries really fucking hard to seem like a sexist douchebag which frankly screams typical hetero so bravo on his uncanny cover)

    and I see the jax overlap! tho in jax's defense he seems nicer and less sexist, which isnt saying much....definitely likes THE d

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  15. Paint Chips6:08 AM

    Maybe he should start going to some of those fancy LA Sex Addict group meeting. I hear they're all the rage in the greater Brentwood area.

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  16. lolster6:12 AM

    he's really ugly in the face.

    good thing he's talented and famous. otherwise would definitely get the curve and never get laid

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  17. looks like an old imbecile, acts like an old creep...
    i like to donate him my Spanish boot...

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  18. Soapy6:36 AM

    He is so NOT funny when he guests on Difficult People. And that show is damn hilarious! What an ass!!

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  19. To be fair, it is sort of impressive that multiple women WILL have sex with him. Given what a dirtbag he is, that is a bit of a surprise. And that a 50 yr old guy can perform 3 times a day.

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  20. Derek's Thong7:45 AM

    TRICIA NAILED IT

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  21. Lauren8:42 AM

    This guy is just gross. How he gets laid is beyond me.

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  22. Bitchy McSnappy9:02 AM

    Blech. What a poon.

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  23. pusssykatt9:37 AM

    I hate that same spiel he does on Seth Meyers' show. It's soooo bad and always the same. Thankfully, I usually dvr his show and I can fast-forward. Just like "Portlandia" got to be the same old thing and hasn't been funny for many seasons.

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  24. If they agreed to have sex with him, they obviously have a high tolerance to humiliation so, no harm no foul.

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  25. Laura Palmer12:02 PM

    This is gross, which sucks because he is hysterically funny.I feel like once a guy even goes thru six or seven girls in a couple of years , he's like a gross man slut and not special anymore..Fred , you are a gross man slut and not special anymore . Ugh ,so over you.

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  26. dazzle12:22 PM

    he's uglyyyy

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  27. Shalene7:42 PM

    Why ? lol I mean not enough money or fame would I touch him. Like Micky facelift steroid muscles, why do women shame themselves? Before I'd have sex with him I'd choose to partake in oral sex with a bull shark

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  28. longtimereader2:37 AM

    Weird, geeky kid who never got any when young suddenly starts treating women like s*** when rich and famous. Not a novel concept. He has issues.

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  29. Penelope23:57 AM

    Sounds like he enjoys degrading and humiliating women :-/

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  30. marcopolo4:23 AM

    often women who get 'negged' by men are more turned on by them cause they are desperate for approval/validation. add a famous dude into the mix...and yea, not surprise.

    though he is definitely the type of guy that wouldnt get ass if he wasnt famous....he's brutally unattractive physically. his face is....not good.

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  31. daphne4:24 AM

    super closeted.......and he really puts effort into denying it!

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  32. James7:33 AM

    Fred Armisen = creepy old dude

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