Friday, September 09, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #5

August 7, 2016

It might have been a surprise to her, but this foreign born barely relevant celebrity was all about making as much money off his royal girlfriend as possible. She was a commodity to him and he got as much as he could from her. With no more possible revenue streams available, he dumped her. Coldly.

Princess Beatrice/Dave Clark


9 comments:

  1. Sounds like he's an A**hole!
    "Runaway! Ladies, Runaway!"

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  2. Knows Better5:18 AM

    This blind is total bullshit. People who know Clark speak of a warm and amenable character who has never sought to trade off his royal connections.

    Clark, the son of wealthy corporate lawyer, has had a stellar career, first in finance, then at Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic, and now with Uber.

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  3. Derek's Hammer5:34 AM

    Nailed it.

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  4. shakey7:02 AM

    Dammit! You ruined my perfect quip: Was she in pieces, bits and pieces?

    Because I thought of Dave Clark of the Dave Clark 5.

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  5. sandybrook9:46 AM

    :D

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  6. Stacey2:02 PM

    He had to mount that beast so he deserved to get as much as he could.

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  7. Lamesauce2:59 AM

    Dave's actually a stand-up guy, and treated Bea better than she deserved. Maybe he got tired of the fact she never actually did anything with her life besides vacation?

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  8. sunshine4:50 AM

    That's so dumb. What is she supposed to do with her life? Why work if you don't have to?

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  9. Agreed, don't take a job from someone who needs it, but she could get involved with volunteering or school or philanthropic pursuits...lots of options available besides "going on vacation".

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