Thursday, December 29, 2016
Blind Item #3
The family of this movie (not almost network) superhero are not really loving his actress girlfriend. The reason is they can do the timeline in their head just like everyone else and things look bad. They prefer his ex. You know, his ex is not all that great either and has done some of her own timeline reconstruction in the past too.
Ezra Miller/Shailene Woodley
ReplyDeleteChris Evans and Jenny Slate had an affair while she was still married that's why his family can do the timeline in their heads
ReplyDeleteChris Evans and Jenny Slate?
ReplyDeleteChris Evans
ReplyDeleteWho is the Evans ex that they prefer? Lizzie Olsen?
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ReplyDeleteThe daily mail has him with an ex girlfriend on vacation. Chris Evans that is.
ReplyDeleteChris/Jenny/Minka
ReplyDeleteActor: Chris Evans, aka Captain Homewrecker.
ReplyDeleteGirlfriend: Jenny Slate. Raging pothead, cheated on her husband with Chris. Left it to her husband to file for divorce months later instead of dealing with the mess she made. Has also said how she has **** herself on purpose several times. I wish I was making that up but you can go listen to her own words on NPR.
Ex-girlfriend: Minka Kelly. She and Chris have both cheated on each other, including the blow up in late 2015 when Minka found out about Jenny.
Chris is straight. His younger brother, Scott, is openly gay and the entire Evans clan are very supportive of Scott.
Wrong Chris Evans. That's the Top Gear UK guy in the Daily Mail
ReplyDeleteChris Evans/ Jenny Slate/ Minka. Jenny was married and still is.
ReplyDeleteTooMuch, lol, the crapping on my pants on purpose because mom told me to clean my room. Remember that she remained calm. She probably thought that's what true feminists do. What I thought more interesting in that interview was her father saying that some facts of the book not happened as Jenny wrote them. And saying that she had friends in school, while she says that she didn't. Guess she was useful to reveal what kind of thing Cap is into.
ReplyDeleteChris Homewrecker Evans/Jenny Shit myself Slate/Minka call the paps Kelly.
ReplyDeleteChris Evans and Jenny Poopants Slate. Of course his family doesn't like her, what's in there to like? The cheating? The vulgarity? The drugs?
ReplyDeletePoor Cap, how the mighty has fallen
Evans/hot mess Slate. The timeline is just one of the reasons. Don't forget her drug use etc etc etc
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is he doing with Jenny Slate??? She must give phenomenal head or something.
ReplyDeleteJenny Slate is like the ugliest woman alive, good christ
ReplyDeleteor maybe she has great coke deals with local dealers in their town lol
ReplyDeleteEvans/Slate
ReplyDeleteWhy does he only date pathetic women? Really, can't he bother finding someone decent like Scarlett or Lizzie Olsen or a nobody who can actually help him being better and not worse?
Because he's really hedonistic and sleazy in his personal interests. Nice guy it seems but definitely attracted to the dark side of sex and drugs.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be Chris Evans. How can any guy be with Jenny Slate? The woman is pure crazy. I read some of her book, huge mistake. What nonsense and lies. The women has some severe emotional issues - crapping her pants willingly, yelling violently at people and constantly testing relationships to make sure they serve her. Wow, I'm exhausted for anyone that has to be around her for any time. Once Chris ends this she will blow and we'll know all their secrets.
ReplyDeletethat's an amazing mix up, Guesser!
ReplyDeleteObviously the OBVIOUS CHILD Jenny Slate and Chris EVANS. When is he going to dump her like she takes dumps in her pants? \
ReplyDeleteShe wrote in her "book" that she treats people like shit to "check" and see they're still loyal to her. She obviously cheated on her husband with Chris.
Yup. Crack Evans and Jenny Slut.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pair. How they gonna save and protect us when they're knee deep in white powder and butt plugs?
Holy sh-t. I just woke up from a dream that showed Jenny Slate dating Chris Evans' father. Ewww
ReplyDeleteWhat surprises me is not just that he's dating her(even though he does look miserable around her every time) but that his family and friends are all okay with this fuckery of the cheating and home wrecking and are tolerating this for even one second. I guess they have no choice to deal with it or their annual disney trips will no longer be for free. Ugh.
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