Apparently a sex tape that is supposedly being "leaked" with a permanent A list "singer" is a bunch of spliced together personal footage with an impersonator during the sex scenes.
Good Lord, the description of A list "singer" made me think of cher and her awful autotuned songs. A sextape with her would release all the hideous beast in the pandemonium like a Pandora's box.
Do any of the celebrities we write nasty things about every day actually READ this site?! I can just hear a major celeb's personal assistant saying, "Uh, you might want to put that letter opener away before you read today's CDAN, ma'am."
Cher had a PHENOMENAL voice for more than four decades before she ever auto-tuned anything. She's old now, she's still mad talented and she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
Question to a newcomer...does yachting mean something other than cruising on a fancy boat? MY brother in law is an engineer (music) and sez JLO can't sing w/o auto tune & major help. tyvm
"Yachting" is essentially when celeb females are paid to go on large, fancy boats with guys who have the $$ to pay, & essentially agree to whatever sex acts the guys want (read: prostitute). Because the yachts are generally in international waters, it's more difficult to prosecute.
As for JLo, she's been revealed as to have had someone else record all of her albums (look up "MV reveal").
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ReplyDeleteBritney I guess
ReplyDeleteOh LORD.
ReplyDeleteCeleb jihad (celeb scandal parody site) does this all the time.
ReplyDeleteNo one ever believes it's a real sex tape.
Good Lord, the description of A list "singer" made me think of cher and her awful autotuned songs.
ReplyDeleteA sextape with her would release all the hideous beast in the pandemonium like a Pandora's box.
Do any of the celebrities we write nasty things about every day actually READ this site?! I can just hear a major celeb's personal assistant saying, "Uh, you might want to put that letter opener away before you read today's CDAN, ma'am."
ReplyDeleteCould it be Ms "MV" Lopez?
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like Barbra Streisand
ReplyDeleteIt is Britney; http://www.gossipcop.com/britney-spears-sex-tape-nude-video-not-real/ Enty, stop just stop.
ReplyDeleteThere has not been a new video with Britney at this moment on the site, so...
ReplyDeleteOr enty is a frantic visitor of Celeb Jihad indeed and thought: Let's make a blind about it".
ReplyDeleteCher had a PHENOMENAL voice for more than four decades before she ever auto-tuned anything. She's old now, she's still mad talented and she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
ReplyDeleteQuestion to a newcomer...does yachting mean something other than cruising on a fancy boat? MY brother in law is an engineer (music) and sez JLO can't sing w/o auto tune & major help. tyvm
ReplyDelete"Yachting" is essentially when celeb females are paid to go on large, fancy boats with guys who have the $$ to pay, & essentially agree to whatever sex acts the guys want (read: prostitute). Because the yachts are generally in international waters, it's more difficult to prosecute.
ReplyDeleteAs for JLo, she's been revealed as to have had someone else record all of her albums (look up "MV reveal").
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