This former A list boy bander from a foreign land has new music and a new movie coming out. What won't be coming out is him so the PR people are searching high and low for the perfect six month beard.
literally my thoughts. funny how one year ago enty claimed harry styles is bisexual (which means, he doesn't even need a beard, he could just date a girl). guess he's getting older and can't keep up track of his blind items anymore.
Ha ha, i see the larries have been posted false tips to CDAN again. Hes not gay, and Larrie never existed, stop pining after a relationship that only existed in your imagination, its sad.
'Enty' only posts the blinds which he knows will get the clicks and comments, however false they are. Case in point.
I wouldn't put it past tater tots. She will climb any pr mountain like the steely closeted lesbian she is. Also she needs to redeem at least one of her fake pr relationships.
What if he does the Barry manilo thing and comes out when he's 71? Manilo came out in 2015 when he married his boyfriend of over 30 years. His fans were too old to get their danders up by then ?
About reviving Taylor and Harry that epic fauxmance of The ages that lasted exactly three months. I don't think Taylor would agree to that. I mean she has to have at least a modicum of self worth and dignity, doesn't she?
Gigi is Zayn's beard. The thing that makes one direction unique is that they are the gayest most closeted mostest beardy boybands ever. That's why their management all went gray trying to keep all of them properly closeted while they rose in fame. This band will be discussed in years to come if the truth ever comes out. Louis and Liam both have beards/surrogates who got pregnant at the moment. Young and having pray the gay away babies.
@Beard_club @beardwiththepow on twitter numbers of gay power elites is staggering. Most power elite think bisexuality is the only way to be. They all are closeted. The closet supports the elite power structure. #believe it. Watch for exaggerated heterosexuality ala Drake. Watch for pr engagements ala Serena willams. You are being constantly lied to like closeted Oprah and her long term girlfriend Gale.
Who actually buys Harrys bearding and 400 women a night PR spiel? It got old long ago.
He probably won't come out and will continue to beard, whilst toting a permanent male friend around that the Daily Mail insists we believe is his latest 'pal' or 'BFF'. Madness. Just be honest, Harry. We've all had enough PR games to last a lifetime!
Its really ironic. Harry is the only one who made some serious attempts to drop his love of D into much of what he did. Yet he leaves one power closet industry (music) for film, one even worse at enforcing the closet (even though it is littered with, and run by, non straight people).
If I were Harry I'd have left the whole merry lot of them, lived off my vast earnings and become a top photographer/documentary writer, come out and married my boyfriend in Westminster Abbey. And I wouldn't have let Simon Cowell through the door.
Here's the deal, hon buns, Louis has to beard himself up to the teeth? Why you ask? Because if Harry decides as part of his solo career to come out as gay or bi. Millions of people in their fandoms will swivel their necks over to Louis because of Larry. If they are broken up they both wouldn't want that. So best way to beard nowadays? You guessed it an IVF baby and a hetero themed scandal! It worked for the big chief Simon Cowell. Beard + baby is the go to solution for closeted men in this industry. That or pretend dating at Swift. Hardee Har. Well, the don't call it the music BUSINESS for nothing. Don't kid yourselves sweet gentle one direction fans it's about business and money , bottom line.
Niall and Liam were the two out of the group who had the balls to leave Syco/Sony. But because Simon had image rights clauses going on with Niam. Liam's music is being held hostage. Niall was allowed to release one song. He is touring the country with one song for almost a year now. Maybe because he agreed to stay with modest (when he didn't really want to). Harry gets support for his album because he chose Sony/Columbia. Zayn got hype before his album came out because he chose, or was forced to chose Syco/rca. Liam and his baby/beard is the only hype allowed him right now. Sony is a bitch to fight against. Ask George Michael who fought them for years. They refused to let him release music (sound familiar?.....,coughs....Niam) so he was eventually forced to resign with them. All because he didn't want the straight womanizer image thrust on him by Sony. They threw his next album down the well. Sony fucked over Michael Jackson and prince as well. All these men seemed to die under "mysterious " circumstances as well. Hopefully Sony's new Ceo Rob Stringer does things differently. Who knows? Look at how they treated Kesha when she dared to tell the truth. I hope UMG can help Niall and Liam out of this mess.
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ReplyDeleteZayn Malick is in Ocean's Eight
ReplyDeleteharry styles
ReplyDeleteIt's Styles -- came out with teaser for new music today, and he's in the Chris Nolan movie "Dunkirk".
ReplyDeleteOh for the love of God.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer to be the six month beard. I'm 48 and married, so I'll be exactly as believable as anybody else they come up with!
Oh -- it's Harry Styles. Of course.
ReplyDeleteIf nearly everyone in the entertainment industry is gay, why is it such a big deal to stay in the closet? ?
ReplyDeleteliterally my thoughts. funny how one year ago enty claimed harry styles is bisexual (which means, he doesn't even need a beard, he could just date a girl). guess he's getting older and can't keep up track of his blind items anymore.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, i see the larries have been posted false tips to CDAN again. Hes not gay, and Larrie never existed, stop pining after a relationship that only existed in your imagination, its sad.
ReplyDelete'Enty' only posts the blinds which he knows will get the clicks and comments, however false they are. Case in point.
Zayn's new music is alreafy out. This has to be Harry.
ReplyDeleteI know I'm being tedious, but are we stuck? Is there a holiday I don't know about? WTF?
ReplyDeleteYup. Slow again.
ReplyDeleteHalf his fans will plotz themselves if he has another beard. They expect him to be their colorful gay savior.
ReplyDeleteWell if he's not gay then, Harry Styles Publicist, how's about rekindling that hot hot relationship with Tay Tay? ?
ReplyDeleteMan, that film is going to suck.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put it past tater tots. She will climb any pr mountain like the steely closeted lesbian she is. Also she needs to redeem at least one of her fake pr relationships.
ReplyDeleteAny of the Backdoor Boys foreign born?
ReplyDeleteharry styles - new movie dunkirk he has a role in and just released/announced new music
ReplyDeletedude, when you gonna be free?
or better yet, kendall jenner. tho a lot more ppl were on the that and smelled a fake. first time i noticed a lot of ppl werent fooled.
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ReplyDeletethou doth protest too much.....
Harry is gay he has been coy about coming out as a gay man.
ReplyDeleteMORE believable. He'd be braking up a marriage, a real ladies man :D
ReplyDeleteI think he should call his upcoming album Coloful Gay Savior.
ReplyDeleteWhat if he does the Barry manilo thing and comes out when he's 71? Manilo came out in 2015 when he married his boyfriend of over 30 years. His fans were too old to get their danders up by then ?
ReplyDeleteNot sure what's the problem, sweet little Harry?
ReplyDeleteGeorge Michael, Elton John, Boy George -- all quite gay and loads of fans.
About reviving Taylor and Harry that epic fauxmance of The ages that lasted exactly three months. I don't think Taylor would agree to that. I mean she has to have at least a modicum of self worth and dignity, doesn't she?
ReplyDeleteIt's going to be Dua Lipa. She's been teased to his fandom already or a random thirsty Victoria secret model like Leo employs frequently.
ReplyDeleteZayn is also dating Gigi Hadid so idk why he would need to find a beard lol. Come on people.
ReplyDeleteGigi is Zayn's beard. The thing that makes one direction unique is that they are the gayest most closeted mostest beardy boybands ever. That's why their management all went gray trying to keep all of them properly closeted while they rose in fame. This band will be discussed in years to come if the truth ever comes out. Louis and Liam both have beards/surrogates who got pregnant at the moment. Young and having pray the gay away babies.
ReplyDelete@Beard_club @beardwiththepow on twitter numbers of gay power elites is staggering. Most power elite think bisexuality is the only way to be. They all are closeted. The closet supports the elite power structure. #believe it. Watch for exaggerated heterosexuality ala Drake. Watch for pr engagements ala Serena willams. You are being constantly lied to like closeted Oprah and her long term girlfriend Gale.
ReplyDeleteThey hate each other, so unlikely.
ReplyDeleteSicko
ReplyDelete!?! that 2 week stunt was as fake as f***. Made his band rich and famous though, Otherwise they would have gone the way of the wanted/union J.
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is she is more butch than him!
ReplyDeleteWho actually buys Harrys bearding and 400 women a night PR spiel? It got old long ago.
ReplyDeleteHe probably won't come out and will continue to beard, whilst toting a permanent male friend around that the Daily Mail insists we believe is his latest 'pal' or 'BFF'. Madness. Just be honest, Harry. We've all had enough PR games to last a lifetime!
Its really ironic. Harry is the only one who made some serious attempts to drop his love of D into much of what he did. Yet he leaves one power closet industry (music) for film, one even worse at enforcing the closet (even though it is littered with, and run by, non straight people).
ReplyDeleteIf I were Harry I'd have left the whole merry lot of them, lived off my vast earnings and become a top photographer/documentary writer, come out and married my boyfriend in Westminster Abbey. And I wouldn't have let Simon Cowell through the door.
100%
ReplyDeleteJust about anyone is more butch than zayn. In his duet with Tay Tay she is the growly bear and he is the sweet high note fairy princess.
ReplyDeletePeople are overly attached to this band . They broke up and are all solo. Moving on.
ReplyDeleteHarry is gay (or possibly bi) but I doubt he'd beard up.
ReplyDeleteLouis is straight though.
Don't know about Zayn.
Larries are delusional.
Louis is gayer than Liberace. Have you ever seen him in person? He is camp like Paul Lynde in his prime.
ReplyDeleteHere's the deal, hon buns, Louis has to beard himself up to the teeth? Why you ask? Because if Harry decides as part of his solo career to come out as gay or bi. Millions of people in their fandoms will swivel their necks over to Louis because of Larry. If they are broken up they both wouldn't want that. So best way to beard nowadays? You guessed it an IVF baby and a hetero themed scandal! It worked for the big chief Simon Cowell. Beard + baby is the go to solution for closeted men in this industry. That or pretend dating at Swift. Hardee Har. Well, the don't call it the music BUSINESS for nothing. Don't kid yourselves sweet gentle one direction fans it's about business and money , bottom line.
ReplyDeleteNiall and Liam were the two out of the group who had the balls to leave Syco/Sony. But because Simon had image rights clauses going on with Niam. Liam's music is being held hostage. Niall was allowed to release one song. He is touring the country with one song for almost a year now. Maybe because he agreed to stay with modest (when he didn't really want to). Harry gets support for his album because he chose Sony/Columbia. Zayn got hype before his album came out because he chose, or was forced to chose Syco/rca. Liam and his baby/beard is the only hype allowed him right now. Sony is a bitch to fight against. Ask George Michael who fought them for years. They refused to let him release music (sound familiar?.....,coughs....Niam) so he was eventually forced to resign with them. All because he didn't want the straight womanizer image thrust on him by Sony. They threw his next album down the well. Sony fucked over Michael Jackson and prince as well. All these men seemed to die under "mysterious " circumstances as well. Hopefully Sony's new Ceo Rob Stringer does things differently. Who knows? Look at how they treated Kesha when she dared to tell the truth. I hope UMG can help Niall and Liam out of this mess.
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