Because this superhero decided to remain silent about the real reasons his most recent relationship ended, his comic actress ex has gone ahead and rewritten history about why the couple split. She makes it seem like they just had a quiet falling out and are still best friends.
Chris Evans
ReplyDeleteAnd Jenny Slateb
ReplyDeleteCus he's screwing ScarJo?!?!
ReplyDeleteProbably!
ReplyDeleteHe is straight now ?!
ReplyDeleteIt's Chris, but nothing to do with scarjo (that's not something he would say pubkically anyway) is it because he didn't out Jenny first as the true psycho she is?
ReplyDeleteHe dumped Jenny's sorry ass after ScarJo made herself avaiable and after going together to USO, so it's probably true... Rumor has it
ReplyDeleteBut everyone already knows they broke up over her pants pooping.
ReplyDeleteDid you even read the article? Because I did.
ReplyDeleteShe painted him in a nice light but also said that they currently aren't speaking to one another.
I thought it was one of the most candid celeb interviews about a break-up.
Nah, they broke up cause she is nuts.
ReplyDeleteSo he's straight? Wow he seems v gay. Oh well live and learn I guess.
ReplyDeletePsycho Jenny letting everyone know about her true love with Evans after he kicked her to the curb lol
ReplyDeleteIt must have been torture for him to keep pretending for a year just so he could save face after her dumping her husband for him.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the articles on her husband and the cheating and homewrecking?
ReplyDeleteHe got tired of her obviously, I mean... who wants to be with someone that poops her pants on purpose to get attention?
ReplyDeleteI am so confused I thought Chris Evans is bisexual?
ReplyDeleteWait - what's this about Jenny pooping herself on purpose for attention?? I'm not her biggest fan (she sucked the air out of every scene she was in on Key & Peele and is flat-out just not funny outside of her appearance) but that sounds pretty extreme.
ReplyDeleteShe wrote a book with her dad about her childhood home (that read more like a ploy to convince the world or just herself that she didn't cheat on her husband with Captain America) and in it she tells how her mom made her clean her room and when she was done she sat on her rug and shit herself on purpose just to spite her mom. I only know this because some "journalist" at NPR interviewed her and brought it up because that was so "brave" of her to write about. That there are more than five people who think this homely chick is "brave" for some of her obnoxious antics explains a lot about the idiocratic state of America today.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the time she talked about shitting her pants on purpose in an IKEA... You know - like all healthy, normal, functioning people do.
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