Monday, April 10, 2017
Mr. X Blind Item
The newborn child of that closeted A-list actor and his beard has been shrouded in secrecy. His PR people are freaking out because the kid looks nothing like him and it resembles a Middle Eastern businessman she slept with around the time the child was conceived. The PR people contacted Kneepads for the "exclusive" and a splashy cover story may be coming soon
BCoop and Shayks?
ReplyDeleteWell, I DID say yesterday I hoped the baby looked just like Denzel! Close!
ReplyDeleteIf Jason Statham can say "that's not my kid", so can B Coop. Better than hiding the kid for 20 years.
ReplyDeleteCBS says it's a girl
ReplyDeleteMazel! Just in time for Passover!
ReplyDeletebradley lmao
ReplyDeleteA first yachtbaby.
ReplyDeleteGod I used to be a fan of his but all this disgusting fakery. Makes ya wanna puke.
ReplyDeleteAnd they are going to call it "Sunseeker"
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to dignified closets like Kevin Spacey or Barry Manilow? I'm not against closets just these new fangled closet cases who go waaaaaayyyyy out of their way to convince everyone they're straight. Just stop. It's embarrassing and not convincing at all.
ReplyDeletezing!
ReplyDeleteWow who could this be??? Is this supposed to be a bling??
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ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper and Irina Shayk
ReplyDeleteBut these were the first type of Hollywood closets; nothing newfangled about this set up at all.
ReplyDeleteThe thing that I'm shocked at is did they not have in vitro or was he under the impression that the man who got her pregnant was white and hoping the baby would look more caucasian?
I'm totally against outing people - live and let live - but this is just funny. Beard bloopers.
ReplyDeleteKevin Spacey and his barely legal casting couch and his early morning park pickup aren't exactly dignified. And babies don't always look like their Dads! Although I do believe the People cover part, it will divert attention from the odd relationship they have, they barely seem to like each other.
ReplyDeletekevin spacey burned waaaay too many bridges by sleeping with the young male sons of too many industry execs.....besides house of cards....he's out of luck
ReplyDeletebeard bloopers. lol I love that.
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B Coop outed finally?
ReplyDeleteI'm over rat face Cooper and his closety ways. His next film will probably flop again like his last one. Anyways ignore rat face and his antics and watch the best film of 2016. Watch Moonlight and boycott closet cases lol.
ReplyDeletePolice dog: When I expressed adoration of Kevin Space Cadet in my dentist's office, he went postal (or dental) on me! Evidently HIS young son met Kevin and Kev put the moves on him. Dentist: 'That's why your favorite actor lives in England, now!' Do tell?!
ReplyDeletePlease, God, don't let that baby have a mustache!
ReplyDeleteDiana, hope you celebrated your birthday very well.
ReplyDeleteWhy is people mag called 'kneepads?
ReplyDeleteBecause enty says they get on their knees to celebrities and just print whatever they want them to print.
ReplyDeleteThe babys name is apparently Lea, so at least the name is normal lol
ReplyDeleteThe age of consent in England is 16. So if he likes his men younger, that'd make sense.
ReplyDeleteOh. I thought it was because they "provide kneepads" (i.e. give favourable reporting to anyone to pays them enough money, spoiling and coddling them) as opposed to writing the truth. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it...? Why do these men continue the charade once babies that aren't their own suddenly become involved? Wouldn't it just be less complicated to dissolve the relationship and beard contract...and start up afresh? Is it that destructive to their PR and ego to have whispers about their 'ex' and the paternity of the child out and about? Seems pretty terrible to have a child involved in all this mess....the toxicity of Hollyweird just boggles my mind.....
ReplyDeletethanks wendy!
ReplyDeleteOr a beard
ReplyDeleteWhy does the picture say "Your Turn"? instead of Blind item?
ReplyDeleteHis next film is guardians2 and will make over a $billion easy.
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! It's beard praythegayaway baby polloza. There's this blessed event then George Clooney and Amals twins via surrogate soon. We get it, you're all virile and straight and there are no turkey basters involved. Please go back to lecturing common folks on political issues while you live your whole lives as pantomime.:)
ReplyDeleteDrunk Enty or server issues,take your pick.
ReplyDeleteYour definition is closer, they hear from PR to get positive stories, sometimes to cover bad ones,money exchanges hands both ways, People gets exclusives they get good PR.Sometimes People has a negative story, and asks the celeb to give exclusives such as wedding or baby photos to kill a bad story.
ReplyDeleteCould it be Cumberbatch?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I agree. Like, it's your business if you're closeted but the aggressive bearding and constant outright rejections of homosexuality is what archaic attitudes and makes life shitty for ordinary gay people who can't afford PR teams and bodyguards.
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