Our favorite former commercial actress/model/part-time really bad actress confronted her actor ex at a restaurant this week because she says he owes for the last two months they were together.
Hey, this reminded me of when, back in 1984, I went to Carlos & Charlies on Sunset (Is it still there?) and sat at the bar. Sooner than later, a very, very gorgeous woman. (Way, way out of my league) sat next to me and ordered a drink. Anyway, while she was getting her drink, I attempted to 'small' talk her.
(Very difficult given the guys that swarmed around her.)
She was a pleasant woman who knew that every horny guy's eyes in the place were all over her.
After a few sentences about her "acting" career and modeling, I said:
"What's it take for a guy like me to date a woman like you?"
Very nicely and matter-of-factly she said: $100,000. I remember my surprise more than what I said. "Wow!" Followed by, "I can't afford that." She said, "I know." Then, she left and I lost her in the mix of the crowd.
Oh, well. Eventually, I realized that the right woman for me in Hollywood at that time was living in apartment right next door.
True story -- I never saw that woman ever again.
My apologies to the anonymous internet trolls who think this is too much about me!
I like the stories users post here about themselves, including yours. Where did DianaVonThirstybird go? She also used to have old stories from the '60s.
Kate Upton?
ReplyDeleteCharlotte McKinney?
ReplyDeleteSteven Dorff and Charlotte McKinney
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't McKinney get a real job? The DM always shows her trolling around in public looking for her next John....excuse me...."boyfriend."
ReplyDeleteHey, this reminded me of when, back in 1984, I went to Carlos & Charlies on Sunset (Is it still there?) and sat at the bar.
ReplyDeleteSooner than later, a very, very gorgeous woman. (Way, way out of my league) sat next to me and ordered a drink.
Anyway, while she was getting her drink, I attempted to 'small' talk her.
(Very difficult given the guys that swarmed around her.)
She was a pleasant woman who knew that every horny guy's eyes in the place were all over her.
After a few sentences about her "acting" career and modeling, I said:
"What's it take for a guy like me to date a woman like you?"
Very nicely and matter-of-factly she said: $100,000.
I remember my surprise more than what I said.
"Wow!"
Followed by, "I can't afford that."
She said, "I know."
Then, she left and I lost her in the mix of the crowd.
Oh, well.
Eventually, I realized that the right woman for me in Hollywood at that time was living in apartment right next door.
True story -- I never saw that woman ever again.
My apologies to the anonymous internet trolls who think this is too much about me!
=)
Proactively playing the victim as well as once again making it all about you. A two for one special.
ReplyDeleteShut it needs to go back to bed. Rude aas
ReplyDeleteSTFU, Shut It.
ReplyDelete$100K in 1984? Jesus. I hope she had some special tricks for that kind of money!
ReplyDeleteI bet she did a lot of porn movies or worked full time in the Korean massage parlour down the street.?
ReplyDeleteI like the stories users post here about themselves, including yours. Where did DianaVonThirstybird go? She also used to have old stories from the '60s.
ReplyDeleteshe's only 23.
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