Probably not. I'd probably be hit by lightening while waiting in line at Primm 'Lotto Store!! Or be attacked by a shark!' Or, be attacked by a polar bear!
Maybe. Depends on whether I'm at a store or gas station before then. First thing I would by would be a pair of ear plugs so I could tell all my relatives "La la la I can't hear you!"
Bought a couple this morning. First time I've been out since surgery a couple weeks ago. But the house for sale near my parents' place in the country. I am an optimist!
Only if I happen to be somewhere that sells them. I would buy something for my husband. Not sure what, but he has put up with my family for years (and my cranky mom moving in with us) and he deserves some pampering. He is a saint. So, maybe golf clubs. Or a vintage jeep.
First I'd set up a trust so the winnings can be received without my name released. Second, a postcard. Third, a trip out of the country so I can tell everyone by postcard that I won but I'm unreachable for a year. If you were kind to me you will receive gifts. Don't try to find me.
I'm not buying one, because I don't have the money. Seriously. But if I did, and I won, I would pay all my medical bills from the last three years, pay my other debts, and give a large chunk to charity, and a few close friends would get a nice gift of cash.
Anderson Cooper wanted to win the lotto so he prayed to God, but he lost. The next week he prayed to God again, and he lost. The week after he prayed to God, and he lost. Finally, Anderson said to God, why wont you let me win? God actually replied, How about buying a ticket first?
A house on the beach at ocean isle beach, North Carolina. Then secondly a dog rescue and maintain it with people I trust who loves animals as much as I do.
Pay off my mortgage and my siblings' mortgages. Go to all the restaurants I've been meaning to try. Go on one of those Affleck style benders. Go shopping. Invest the rest of my money. Head back to work.
A friggin great tax accountant, two good tax attornies, a stelle wealth managment firm and a bunch of shelf corporations. Than an Island vacation, a strand of Tahitian Pearls and a Black Amex
I'm considering it. If I won it the first thing I'd buy is one of the estates overlooking the lake.
ReplyDeleteProbably not.
ReplyDeleteI'd probably be hit by lightening while waiting in line at Primm 'Lotto Store!!
Or be attacked by a shark!'
Or, be attacked by a polar bear!
An envelope, to present my resignation letter.
ReplyDeleteMaybe. Depends on whether I'm at a store or gas station before then. First thing I would by would be a pair of ear plugs so I could tell all my relatives "La la la I can't hear you!"
ReplyDeleteBought a couple this morning. First time I've been out since surgery a couple weeks ago. But the house for sale near my parents' place in the country. I am an optimist!
ReplyDelete*buy the house*
ReplyDeleteOnly if I happen to be somewhere that sells them. I would buy something for my husband. Not sure what, but he has put up with my family for years (and my cranky mom moving in with us) and he deserves some pampering. He is a saint. So, maybe golf clubs. Or a vintage jeep.
ReplyDeleteFirst I'd set up a trust so the winnings can be received without my name released. Second, a postcard. Third, a trip out of the country so I can tell everyone by postcard that I won but I'm unreachable for a year. If you were kind to me you will receive gifts. Don't try to find me.
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying one, because I don't have the money. Seriously. But if I did, and I won, I would pay all my medical bills from the last three years, pay my other debts, and give a large chunk to charity, and a few close friends would get a nice gift of cash.
ReplyDeleteSure, why not. If I remember.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'd schedule some renovations and get a personal trainer.
I'd buy a yacht, travel out to Cannes and then pay to sodomize Selena Gomez on it.
ReplyDeleteAnderson Cooper wanted to win the lotto so he prayed to God, but he lost.
ReplyDeleteThe next week he prayed to God again, and he lost.
The week after he prayed to God, and he lost.
Finally, Anderson said to God, why wont you let me win?
God actually replied, How about buying a ticket first?
Ocean front property in DelMar or Encinitas and north Shore Hawaii.
ReplyDeleteA house on the beach at ocean isle beach, North Carolina.
ReplyDeleteThen secondly a dog rescue and maintain it with people I trust who loves animals as much as I do.
Again, not me. I'm the sodomizee & not a fan of chipmunk cheeks.
ReplyDelete1. Yes
ReplyDelete2. My financial freedom - will quit work immediately
A sparkling new meth lab.
ReplyDeleteI buy the lottery, and the euromillion everyweek.
ReplyDeleteI do not plan on advance.
A new EV/Hybrid car
ReplyDeleteWow. You are boring.
ReplyDeleteI don't buy them, but wish good luck to all who do!
ReplyDeleteAn attorney!
ReplyDeleteTricked out RV.
ReplyDeletePay off my mortgage and my siblings' mortgages. Go to all the restaurants I've been meaning to try. Go on one of those Affleck style benders. Go shopping. Invest the rest of my money. Head back to work.
ReplyDeleteNever gonna happen, but I'd try to buy ABC TV if I could. That network needs setting straight.
ReplyDeleteA friggin great tax accountant, two good tax attornies, a stelle wealth managment firm and a bunch of shelf corporations.
ReplyDeleteThan an Island vacation, a strand of Tahitian Pearls and a Black Amex
I used to go to those beaches in North Carolina. Beautiful. Not boring at all.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder!
ReplyDeleteI'd buy a brand new shiny dodge 2500 mega cab with huge front and rear bumpers and come and hang out with you enty!