Foreign born A list singer/musician in an A list band who used to be married to an A list mostly movie actress. As f**ked up as they are, it wouldn't shock me to hear they are still legally married. Anyway, over the past couple of years he has been linked to many women. No big deal. I don't know about all of the women, but two of them were together at some fashion show and started talking about the singer. One thing led to another. It turns out he had sent each of them the same video of him pleasuring himself. So, yeah, he shares it with the women he dates.
Chris Martin
ReplyDeleteYup it fits. ewww
ReplyDeleteAwww, he shares his goop with them. As opposed to GOOP.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha he probably shared GOOP too.
ReplyDeleteConsciously uncoupling himself on film. Nice
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DeleteDude is so gross. He should use some of his millions to fix his teeth.
ReplyDeleteHe’s only been linked to two women since he and GP split, JLaw and Annabelle Wallis, who as far as I know he is still with.
ReplyDeletePSA Dear men, women don’t like videos of guys jacking off:
ReplyDeleteI do, but only at my request. Unsolicited ones are just gross.
DeleteTorr, he's been linked to several others, including Alexa Chung.
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ReplyDeleteI always knew he was a wanker. Makes wanker music too, married another wanker. His music is for bedwetters.
ReplyDeleteWhy have straight men adopted gay men's mating rituals? Serious question. This shit may be apropos on Grindr, but most women aren't turned on by 'Hi' followed by dick pis or video of them jerking off. In fact, we're repulsed and think the man in question is a low IQ wank monkey with the social skills of a small, randy dog. Not hot.
ReplyDelete@rinky. Agree. He was also briefly rumored to be seeing Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing then on their first tour during 'shiver', they sucked then and they suck now.
ReplyDeleteClassy.
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