November 21, 2012
This A+ movie actor is filming a movie right now and recently had a day off. He had 6 hookers sent to his hotel, 4 hours apart and apparently had sex with them all. He told one of them that his soon to be ex couldn't keep up with him. The hooker said she might have been with him for four hours, but the sex lasted under a minute and that he seemed to be doing it to prove to himself that he was some kind of stud but he isn't. She said that when she walked into his room it stank of beer and urine and that he looked homeless and if she saw him on the street smelling and looking like he did that she would have thought for sure he was homeless. He had not showered in what seemed like days. She said she was grateful the sex only lasted a minute because she thought she was going to vomit the entire time. She says that he had been known for his body in the past but now he was a pudgy mess and that he was obviously drunk and had food stuck to his face. He did make her dance for him and he threw money at her while she was dancing and she thought she was going to get to keep it but that after she finished dancing he asked for it all back and he was going to use the money again later. She says that she was number three of the day and that she felt really bad for the three women who were coming after her.
Russell Crowe
This A+ movie actor is filming a movie right now and recently had a day off. He had 6 hookers sent to his hotel, 4 hours apart and apparently had sex with them all. He told one of them that his soon to be ex couldn't keep up with him. The hooker said she might have been with him for four hours, but the sex lasted under a minute and that he seemed to be doing it to prove to himself that he was some kind of stud but he isn't. She said that when she walked into his room it stank of beer and urine and that he looked homeless and if she saw him on the street smelling and looking like he did that she would have thought for sure he was homeless. He had not showered in what seemed like days. She said she was grateful the sex only lasted a minute because she thought she was going to vomit the entire time. She says that he had been known for his body in the past but now he was a pudgy mess and that he was obviously drunk and had food stuck to his face. He did make her dance for him and he threw money at her while she was dancing and she thought she was going to get to keep it but that after she finished dancing he asked for it all back and he was going to use the money again later. She says that she was number three of the day and that she felt really bad for the three women who were coming after her.
Russell Crowe
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ReplyDeleteJust how gross do you have to be to make a whore vomit?
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
DeletePathetic
ReplyDelete🤢 and 💩 x1million
ReplyDeleteWhat a pathetic old bastard. Cheap too.
ReplyDeleteLegend in his own mind! Ick
ReplyDeleteSo, for one minute, Russell was the greatest lover in the world -- and she had better think that, too?
ReplyDelete@Longtimereader... what the fuck? what do you mean by that?
ReplyDeleteSo “Pretty Woman” wasn’t accurate? Real-life Johns don’t look or act like Richard Gere?
ReplyDeleteNot a shock that a hooker's life is not so glamorous.
ReplyDeleteMy god, the smell... the smell
ReplyDeleteAre you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINTED?! IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!!?
ReplyDeleteWith regards to this blind; are you not ENTYtained?
DeleteUse the money again later?
ReplyDeleteThat's a new one.
ReplyDeleteAussie tabloids — including the Daily Mail — have tried to put him together w/the late Steve Irwin’s (Croccodile Hunter) wife, Terri. Never will buy that one, but since they like him, I refuse to believe he is all bad...lol
ReplyDeleteBeing a prostitute has to be the hardest job ever. I can't even begin to imagine....!
ReplyDeleteArnold Schwarzenegger
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